Okay, I hardly need to announce that wirthling is the winner, but hey, since I just did... uh... yeah... This means that the showdown to end all showdowns* is lined up between wirthling and habnem in the grand final. If you were eliminated in the second or third round, please email a rule to me as soon as possible. When I have received all six, the Fifth Comic Cup Grand Final will commence. ...so, what are you waiting for? Get on with it!

*No guarantee is offered as to the occurrence of future showdowns or the lack thereof.

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Is that me?

I'm actually glad I got eliminated. I'd hate to look like a dumbass trying to make up semi or completely original rules for the next contest.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

WHAT?!? Why is everyone looking at me?!?

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While everyone argues over who won the match. Manky_Man sits in the corner, pondering. "Did I leave the oven on?"

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I was shoplifting a store and said gimme some lager. I was later to find out it was a laundretes.

Okay folks, betting pool time.

andydougan -- 12:1
attitudechicka -- 20:1
Big Evil Dan -- 15:1
bunnerabb -- 9:2
Captain Obvious -- 7:1
crabby -- 4:1
DexX -- 10:1
fuck -- 30:1
gabe_billings -- 9:1
Kevin Keegans Perm -- 4:1
ladyjdotnet: 5:1
ObiJo -- 6:1
Spankling -- 13:1
Tobor -- 30:1
wirthling -- 5:1
Someone Else -- 25:1

The proposition of course is who first posts a reply suggesting Manky stick his head inside to find out.

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Sorry, just daydreaming. I *rummages through pockets* bet this ball of fluff and this 48 day old comdom. on...crabby.

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I was shoplifting a store and said gimme some lager. I was later to find out it was a laundretes.

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Okay folks, betting pool time.

gabe_billings -- 9:1
Spankling -- 13:1
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And Gabe isn't even in town... I must be very polite.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Put your head in the oven. Not to find out if it's on. Just to see the world the way your food sees it. Yeah, that's it.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

RARR!! STICK YOUR HEAD IN AND FIND OUT!!!

CAN TOBOR HAVE HIS MONEY NOW?

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RAAARRR!!!

Just wait and see if the fire department give you a call. Then you will know if you left it on! Why bother wasting time to go and check!

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"I know how toast works."

What the fuck is a comdom you dumb fuck? Do you even bother to read what your writing? Somehow I hate you more than deisel 1. I can see why your girlfriend left you, cause your a dumb piece of shit. I've seen five ear olds make wittier comments than you.
YOU MAKE ME SICK!!!!!!!

* Dabs the spittle from Crabby's bottom lip and pats him on top of the head. *

Down boy. Steady now. He's not worth biting.

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[Click to view comic: 'Cup 5 Interlude II: Surprise Attack!']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Boy, that was a lot of work for very little punchline...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

What the fuck is a comdom you dumb fuck? Do you even bother to read what your writing? Somehow I hate you more than deisel 1. [/quote]

You don't actually believe all that shit about his brother taking over the name, do you? It was just another of his lame attempts to allegedly turn over a new leaf while at the same time remaining as annoying as ever.

BULLOCK THE DOORS! THE NAZIS ARE COMING!

crabby: if you're gonna yell at someone for misspelling things, you should probably proofread your own poast.

(:

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[quote]crabby: if you're gonna yell at someone for misspelling things, you should probably proofread your own poast.

(:[/quote]

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

'twere a joke.

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Shoor.

Sorry everyone - still waiting for one rule to arrive in my email. If it hasn't arrived by tomorrow afternoon I will have to make up my own, since I will be away for the whole weekend at the in-laws'.

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What a fate.

Six more replies and this thread will have half as many as the Colossal Geek one.

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I'll do my bit, then.

It did it much more quickly, too. :)

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