This classic parinoia geekisim site got a facelift.
http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html

Big ugly URL, but please follow it.

http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/539757018?sign[partnerID]=1&sign[memberID]=718871772&sign[partner_userID]=718871772#body

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Grrr... dodgy security code. Apparently I have already signed it. I hate that shit...

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http://www.nhgazette.com/chickenhawks.html

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I hear that Spankling was one of the beta testers!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

[quote]I hear that Spankling was one of the beta testers!

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About time!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2002/031902.asp

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

In my search for the pics for the nest photo-edit contest, I came across.... this.

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

"Damn you smell good baby? You been workin' out?"

"Get lost Jesus, I got a customer! Wait for me back at the trailer park and I'll give you a nooner."

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"Chuck, you gotta lay off the Twinkies, dude. Are listening to me Chuck? Hey, wake up, man!"

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

"Well Dad... I know how you feel about vietnam, and since we live in montana I figure Canada's not to far away..."

"Shut up you hippe freak! The army will do ya good!"

Thirty five bucks just to put him to sleep? To hell with that, doc. A bullet would just cost me a nickel.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

coooooooooooooolll!

http://asia.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/03/22/human.cyborg/index.html

"Mind if I look at your porn site?"

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

"Juggle for Jesus! Yes! Juggle... for... JESUS!!!"

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Y'know, DexX, fuzzyman looks just like all you other mooks with facial hair...
Not bad, though... do mine next!!! Pleeeez???

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Don't be greedy, Jesus - you already have one character...

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Do you really think they don't know you were just in that booth fondling that little boy? It's all over your face, you schmuck! Like I always said, "Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers".

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

i did a few of these when somebody let us know about the site a few days ago

unfotunately hopmestead didnt like me loading them and somebody loaded up the badwagon and made a website full of em

prrrrk

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

http://www.cdi.org/msc/clock.html

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

What time is it?

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Really nifty Lego fun!

Build stuff from virtual Lego! (I already did a Tobor, but feel free to do a better one.)

Play Lego Lemmings! (Guide a robot around a level made of movable Lego bricks.)

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http://www.karber.net/textbased/pong/

http://www.fourmilab.ch/earthview/satellite.html

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Hey Jael!

Women of Enron! Associated Press write: "Playboy Magazine may entice some of those who lost their shirts in the Enron scandal to reveal more than even investigating congressional committees want to see. The Chicago-based adult magazine is inviting Enron women, past and present, to send snapshots of themselves clad in bikinis if they wish to appear in an upcoming Women of Enron issue."

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Come on Jael! Fulfill some SC.com fantasies! :)

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