The legends of my people speak of a titanic battle that occurred many moons ago. The tribes of Es'See'Kom were being terrorised by a monster, the likes of which had never been seen before. Its head was huge and mis-shaped, covered in streaming tendrils of hair. Its body was completely invisible, so the tribespeople could not see its crushing feet, avoid its clutching hands, or rescue their livestock from its all-consuming phallus. They named it wurth'leng, which in the old tongue meant "He who does lots of really unpleasant things".
The suffering of the people was unprecedented, and that is when a man, a hero, appeared and stood against the monster. His name was Hab, son of Nem - the son of a great warrior-hunter, and an even greater one himself. His family told him he was mad to stand up to the creature's might, but he was brave and determined. So it was that he one day came upon the sleeping beast, and a great battle ensued...
1) [Bun the Elder] Your strip must include the word "moocow".
2) [Kauf the Witchdoctor] Every panel must include the name of a country.
3) [Gabe the Village Idiot] The strip must mention three different animals.
4) [Drex the Younger] Use the "Spankling" (forumusers) character as a voice of conservative morality, and the little girl with the weird looking neck who perpetually looks up (threereasons) as a voice of deviance and depravity.
5) [Jei the Lady] Use a made up word of exactly four syllables.
6) [Dex the Tyrant] At least one character in the strip must be playing the part of a sales assistant of some kind.
Since the rules are harder, you have 36 hours to post a strip. Voting will commence when the second strip is posted and continue for 24 hours, or until a clear majority is reached, whichever comes first. If no clear majority is reached, the person with the most votes at the end of the voting period will be declared the winner. ...uh, that's it. I have to run, now!
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