Everyone has heard about the infamous Deep Fried McChickenhead, but this article is the funniest I have ever read on the topic.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

http://www.randomdudes.com/bush/bush.html

http://www.workingforchange.com/action_center.cfm?itemID=13022

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Here's something for Spanky needless to say I was thinking about him and dying with laughter....this morning on the radio, they were talking about these homeless people here who panhandle on all our major street corners.

So, a crew from the local radio show went out to question these peeps as to why they do what they do, they came across a completely inventive guy who had a sign at a major freeway....

"Will spank your wife for $$$"

They announced his location, and followed up throughout the morning....a few people showed up with their significant others for spankings, but his sign alone garnered him over $1k in funds since they announced it that morning.

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

I've just discovered TOBOR's EBAY persona. He goes by the name TEEBOR3000. It looks like he's found some inventive new ways to use him infamous member to make money!

Original Avant-garde Penis Art Painting

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

This story is fabulous.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Google is apparently only hiring foreigners or space aliens or some shit.

After Google fixes the page, I imagine this link will no longer be of interest (if it is now).

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

In case it does get fixed soon, the whole page is filled with characters like this:

"‹ÿí\k“Û6–ýìTÃ¥?`”ÊÃ5Ýjµg§ÝYç5ñ–SIÃ…Neói "! i’`øhYÙÚÿ¾çÞ  EIíLÖ›ÙšžšX¢¸Ïsàզɳë·ßºÚÒ¿™-nTe²'³ºÙe¦ÞÓÌÔ¦2«'³ùübíÜ:3ó¤®gt7ߣš]ižÌóª¹à®þr~þö[Šÿæ¶HMѨÿR¹®Ö¶8Ï̪y¬.Mþi¸RÙõÆ_úï0ìâBŸ__]ðèIaK—îT’éº~’¸ªt•nÅ’Z®—¹êÉìÿÍ­_ü7S´-ÿõ‹/fêÖÿß?ÆÏÚ_­äöÆ•²¸'³¼ÑÆ6XÇß+£õïnY+üûw¦ÅÕ…üF7é%"

Maybe they're trying to suggest that they need editors and proof-readers?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Never mind. They fixed it.

It looks like working for Google is pretty sweet--start with 3 weeks vacation, full medical, free gourmet lunches and snacks every day, massage therapy, gym, and so on. Now if I can just become a complete techie brainiac, I might apply there.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

A major waste of time.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

That farkin thing is giving me carp-o-tunnel.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Awwwwwwww poor thing

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I thought you would be jealous Bazilla.

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Dad was flammable

I knew that was coming!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

[quote]...they came across a completely inventive guy who had a sign at a major freeway....

"Will spank your wife for $$$"
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And I thought the republicrats had killed off the small business man! Bravo for free enterprise!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The queen is dead long live the queen

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A40350-2002Mar30.html

Actually, mate, that's the Queen's mother. The Queen herself is still alive.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Gawd bless the Queen Mum!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

...oh

http://homepage.mac.com/icruise1/tronbook.htm

A boy and his mac

If you don't have a personality, get one now!

Royal Asshole.

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What others say about boorite!

Reminds me of the hoity toity folks in "Passage To India"

Of course we have Dan Quayle and George Bush...guess it evens out somehow

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Science is cool.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Mine were grown in a vat in Chiba City.

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What others say about boorite!

Ah, a fellow 'Runner. Nice to know they are still about. :)

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Ah, Scots.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."