It's a free country. I'll keep my giant land slug where ever I want, buckwheat.

Who rocks the bah-day, rocks tha bah-day?

More than likely your mom.

Would I be more tasty standing in a wheat field?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Everything tastes better with 25% more of your daily recommended amount of wheat bran fiber.

How much do I have to pay to fondle your lovely man-boobs?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Three FITTY! *plus shipping and handling*

Do you like to do it doggie style?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Only if its with a cute guy and I get to wear a strapon.

So...how much is it for shipping and handling anyway?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

23.45$ a week but thats only if you are a jamican.

And what may I ask is being shiped and/or handled?

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

Man boobies. I want to handle the man boobies!

So what is the handling charge for a person in the USA handling some luscious man boobies?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Usually "Sexual Imposition", a misdemeanor.

Why do we never find an answer...when we're knocking at the door?

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Because its past normal business hours.

Would anyone like some fresh baked cookies?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Only if you baked them with your ass.

Why do you wanna touch my floppy man boobs anyway?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Because if I had them, I'd fondle them all the time.

Why can't I get you outta my head?

Cause once you go "A.D.", you never forget me! HAR HAR!

Do you have cat scratch fever?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Yes, it's a decent record--I mean, CD.

How many Smurfs can you name?

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Grandpa smurf..and yeah all the little blue guys..

Huh..how long does it take to raise a group of cows with mad cow diesase?

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

Grandpa smurf..and yeah all the little blue guys..

Huh..how long does it take to raise a group of cows with mad cow diesase?

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

A lot more time than it takes to double-post.

Do you know who I am?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Your the jolly gap-toothed Scouser with a twinkle in his eye and a smile for every honest working bloke.

Hey, what was that DVD I bought a few days ago? I seem to have forgotten.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

I believe it was Nigel Twink's Anal Snot Fairycake Party.

Who ya gonna call?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

An aids victim, late at night, then place the receiver on the bedside table while I have noisy, unprotective sex (occasionally shouting "skin on skin is teh win."

Is it safe to go back in the water?

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

If you've stopped pissing in the shallow end, then yes.

If I am a virus, are you the cure?

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Hi

I am the man without an allure.

How, oh how, how bad are my rhymes?

Not too bad, I'd say they're sublime.

Now is that gratitude, or is it really love?

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It's grime time.

I'd say it's a gift that's rained from above!

Tell me, my friend, how is the veal?

Don't touch it. It tastes like badger piss.

If Bob has 5 apples and Raymond only has 2, how long will it take Raymond to find out he got swindled and stab Bob's face until he dies?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Trick question. Ray would never know 'cuz Bob's got a 3 apple rectum.

How many licks would it take to get to the juicy center of Hello Kitty?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet