...the "finga in yo' ass" dance craze he accidentally started while trying to...

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...oh, let's not kid around, he was just fingering his ass while doing the traditional Welsh "Finger in Me Arse" dance, which incidentally, has been a Welsh tradition for hundreds of years, ever since...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...Sting went back in time and went on his "I like ass fingering" tour, where the idea for the name was given to him by...

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...Bazilla...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

... who also gave George Michael's macho persona as well as ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...George Michael's first lesson in love, not to mention George Michael's first cardboard surfing instruction, in addition to George Michael's aroma therapy session, ending up of course with George Michael's...

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... "I got so much dick up my ass that my teeth hurt" session that culminated in the recording of his hit single....

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

..."If I had just waited up 2 more hours I would have seen bunner online", but then who would have thought...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

...that George Michael could fit a whole bottle of Chateauneuf du Pape in his rectum by starting with the wide end, since it's know that those bottles are extremely...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...old, and getting older all the time, even to the extent of having not been funny since about, say, 5 pages ago, but that won't stop them from coming up again -- oh no! -- but instead this post alone will inspire several people to mention them again until the joke is not only dead but beaten to a bloody pulp into the ground with a big...

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...black dildo that was stolen from my house on the morning of...

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YEE-HAW!!!!!

... the Presidential elections which meant...

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My nuts look disturbingly like cooking apples. Should I see a doctor about it?

...the bottle of that infamous french wine...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

... made by those filthy cheese-eating surrender monkeys ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...was only a precursor to the fact that a supposed "recount" was performed on the votes, whereas the big black dildo was the real...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

... reason that Clifford, the big red dog, died for your sins ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...especially the sin which involves beating big, red dogs to death while reeling under the influence of...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

...Chinese pop-music during...

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My nuts look disturbingly like cooking apples. Should I see a doctor about it?

...that episode of Gilligan's Island where Gilligan and the Skipper finally...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...got married...

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YEE-HAW!!!!!

to Mr. and Mrs. Howell in a Heinleinian relationship that featured nightly ...

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...grokking while reciting the best known sayings of Michael Valentine Smith, Hugh Farnham, Jubal Harshaw, Lazarus Long, and especially...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...the professor and Mary Ann, and Ginger... Rogers... or was that Fred Astaire...dancing the night away while under the influence of...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

having read bad crossover slash fanfics that included such obscenely lewd trysts as ...

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... Ernest Borgnine and Rush Limbaugh rolling naked on a ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."