I am trying, and failing, to think up a more dismal entertainment concept.[/quote]

Crabby's All-Male Nude Revue

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Sho nuff, here are the kind of lyrics you write when you are in Finland:

The mountains of north
shall erupt and flames
of darkland will rise

Hail to one who hails
Blood for one who bleeds

O you mistress of northland
queen of darkland
I may wash my hand of
the evil master's Blood

For that is no man's doom
which I bring
that is child's doom
and it shall be the First Doom

........'cause you light up my life

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What others say about boorite!

[quote]Sho nuff, here are the kind of lyrics you write when you are in Finland:

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Back in their doom metal days, that was indeeed their lyrics. It also helps that they based the lyrics from that whole album on "The Kanteletar." They're more prog rock now... with different lyrics.