No you're not.
C'mon, we're donors, we can treat people who don't read the FAQ like the idiots they are.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I am a Pink Donkey Wrangler. Is that supposed to be a good thing?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I see you've donated since that post.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.