Due Date: July 18th 2004

Girl's Name: Oriana Elizabeth

If it's a boy Nate (not JrnymnNate) will get to name him, so I have no idea.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I suggest he uses his middle name.

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Dad was flammable

[quote]Due Date: July 18th 2004

Girl's Name: Oriana Elizabeth

If it's a boy Nate (not JrnymnNate) will get to name him, so I have no idea.[/quote]
shazbot

I suggest "Gandalf the Gray" or "John".

Either or.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Or "Tallgornarg God Of Pain!!"

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Poop.

God, why do you have to suggest such a commonplace name?
I know three people with that name, except one of them uses a "Y".

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Call it ESPN if it is a boy and ESPN2 if it's a girl.

:Kathy and Jason Curiel named their son Espn after the ESPN network that Jason often watches. Espn's room also reflects the family's love of sports. The room boasts a set of goalposts, a chalkboard to diagram game plays on and walls that are painted green with hash marks like a football field.

Poor fucking kid.

http://www.caller2.com/2001/april/04/today/localspo/22172.html

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

God, that's pathetic.
What's next? A child named "C'Nn"? Perhaps a little TNT (Tuh-Ent?).

At least it's not Fox (or Fawkes).

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I'll bet the first words that kid learns will be "fu dad"

then again his mother looks happy to

The first thing he'll say is "Oh dear christ my life sucks. Someone get me a scotch on the rocks."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I suggest the name "Jake Bullet."

Do not give your kid a name that translates to "Beat me up on the playground." I speak from experience.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

And you think "Bullet" wouldn't get the kid teased early on?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.