[Click to view comic: 'FTC #9: Why your wife doesn't give it up for that week']

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If at first you fail, your doing something wrong

Ok, I fixed my background (silly option in Netscape 7.1 that I had set telling it to not allow backgrounds.)

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #9: How God cheers himself up.']

And another entry

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #9: Background']

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Contrary to popular belief, UNIX is user friendly. It just happens to be selective about who it makes friends with.

I hope there's no limit to how many entries you can have, because they can't ALL be gems, can they?
[Click to view comic: 'FTC #9: Por favor, el Papá, no llora.']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC #9: And people wonder why our kids are fucked up...']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

COMICS!.....we got comics over here.
[Click to view comic: 'Holy Flame Wars']

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[Click to view comic: 'God's Going Ex-Directory']

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

I like that last one, smamurai.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'The other 59 are an exercise for the interested reader']
[Click to view comic: 'For Entertainment Purposes Only']
[Click to view comic: 'In search of background knowledge']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Hehe... I can't talk. I made that mistake too.

Of course, I noticed it just before I submitted my entries, re-made all three of them, and used that handy dandy donor feature, "Delete Comics".

Then I kept saying to myself, "Glad I wasn't the only one..."

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This is not my empire.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC#9: A young Gene Simmons... 's sister!']

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'FTC#9: The Question That Cannot Be Answered']

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I has a flavor!

Good question. I don't have to duplicate 3 whole comic scripts do I?

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 9: Fun with breaking the rules']

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I LICKED HORSERADISH SAUCE OFF HITLER'S MUSTACHE! Also the Wolfman.

[quote][Click to view comic: 'In search of background knowledge']
[/quote]Haha! Kudos kaufman for catching that. You know, I was so intent on clarifying the whole height1/height2 thing that I completely overlooked the background thing.
Nah, God said it's ok, just don't do it again. *taps ruler on palm of hand*

P.S. Multiple entries are welcome.

P.P.S. This is gonna be a pain to judge. There's a helluva lot of good comics entered so far.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #9: God always keeps his word.']

[Click to view comic: '...']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC: If mAAk were god']

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC: The Question that musn't be asked']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Alright guys and gals...you've got about an hour or so before the judging. So get those last strips in now!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I almost hope I never win another FTC again, because this took a long time to judge...mainly because the comics were oh so good. Anyways....here goes.

The Truth Award - This would really happen

Goes to: tau926

For the Comic: 191672

No Political Awards given, for there were no political comics.

Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: TheGovernor

For the Comic: 191409

Most Sexual

Goes to: Inflatable_Man

For the Comic: 191226

Most Ironic - I found this ironic after seeing tau926's comic about kittens and masturbating.

Goes to: EvilZak

For the Comic: 191729

Best Pun - We should just rename this the Kaufman award.

Goes to: kaufman

For the Comic: 191193

Funniest Politically Correct

Goes to: Matchbook_Romance

For the Comic: 190972

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: Inflatable_Man

For the Comic: 191226

Most Obscure - I was scratching my head over this one.

Goes to: boinky33

For the Comic: 191106

The Tobor Award - For funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: boinky33

For the Comic: 191105

Best Title

Goes to: mmyers

For the Comic: 191414

Most Similar

Goes to: MikeyG - 191677

And boinky33 - 191106

Rule Breaker (The only one to break the rules.)

Goes to: SinatraFonzarelli2

For the Comic: 191902

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: UnknownEric

For the Comic: 191883

Psychic Award

Goes to: no one...not surprising since this FTC so many different questions that could've been asked.

My comic was: 192167

Bonus Award

Goes to: kaufman

Yeah I know there was no bonus question, but still...For making this comic regarding the grassy/field backgrounds: 191867

Creativity Award

Goes to: flickguy

For the Comic: 190999

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: ObiJo

For the Comic: 191576

2 contests I've hosted, and ObiJo has won them both...God getting a monster wedgie from Satan is so absurd, yet so funny.

Congrats Obi...#10 is all yours.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Good show niteowl! Thanks for the award and see you in FTC #10!

Thanks for a good contest, niteowl. I'll post a new one in the next couple hours.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I must agree with niteowl's choice for Zinger. That one had me laughing so hard I thought I'd choke on my M&M's...

(And thanks for the award... I feel vindicated.)

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This is not my empire.

I am most sexy in my political incorrectness. Uh, I mean good contest. :)

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Definately a worthy winner, I loved the wedgie strip.
I laughed, I cried, I laughed and I cried.

Although if I may say a cool title for it would have been 'God Should'a Checked His Ouija Board'

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

When I wrote it I didn't even think it was all that funny, which once again proves DexX's old-school multi-consonant rule which basically states, "You're the worst judge of your own stuff."

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.