65%?! I'm like a freaking angel!

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

17% pure.

It's official. You're going to stripper hell when you die.

I changed my answers a bit when I realized someone I had slept with has made a few comics on this site.

Not that I'm proud of sleeping with her. Or introducing her to this site.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I did it again once I realised I slept in the same closet as a guy who made a couple of comics once.

17%

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Dcom and I rule.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Ya'll are a bad influence!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Wow, thanks Spankling. That means a lot coming from you!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

22% pure. The list of stuff I need to do to go the whole hog is pretty short. I'll start working on it posthaste.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

*backs against a wall*

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Dad was flammable

[quote]I did it again once I realised I slept in the same closet as a guy who made a couple of comics once.

17%[/quote]
Are you and him still in the closet, or did you guys come out?

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

We're in a different closet.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

The Stripcreator Purity Test deems you:

34% pure.

Very interesting...and sluttish.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

"Hop aboard the man-train! Whoo-whoo!"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

The closet of refusing to admit you're in a closet, and thus dooming yourself to forever remain in the closet you're not in, surviving off of elbow-patched blazers and the rare dust bunny that hops by.

I'm reading Mostly Harmless, does it show?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Damn those books. Adams is a mastermind. It's too bad he's dead.

Or did Ford take him up to a Vogon ship?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I heard there was a rough draft of a sixth book in the series found on his pc after he died, so if that's true we may soon be treated to one more.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

A rough draft though...
Not NEARLY as polished as his usual stuff. :P

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

It's so unpolished that it's still a Dirk Gentley novel. With no ending.

If you're still interested, it's already been published in The Salmon of Doubt, a collection of his writings.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I suppose I could check it out.. I still have a couple of his finished HHG books to read.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

[quote]65% pure.

Pure is almost your middle name.[/quote]

no it isn't. my middle name is david. you can't fool me.

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It's grime time.

Awww, bummer.

Good to know though while I'm still reading Mostly Harmless since now I can finish it knowing it's the last and get more closure out of it than I would have thinking there was another to come.

And maybe I'll end up liking the Dirk Gentley books as much as Hitchhiker's Guide, though I find that hard to believe.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

60% pure.

"Pure is almost your middle name. Keep at it and you'll be a dirty stripper in no time."

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Does it count if the person you slept with has an account, but only their cousin made a comic on it?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

"Slept with", ha, television really has poisoned our brains, why can't we just say "had sex with"?

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Dad was flammable

I thought the same thing... can't number the people I've "slept" with.
:D

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

exact 60%

i feel so...so...fuck it...

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No.