[Click to view comic: 'FTCX: New and Improved the Pig Squealing Redneck Doll.']

I could have sworn I posted the other three, too, but here they are again for posterity.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC X: Farrakhan Claus']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC X: 'Twas the Night Before Kiss Ms.']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC X: Spielburg's Gonna Be Furious!']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC X:-mas (2)']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC X:-Mas (3)']

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I bet the grey wants probe covers, too, jes :D

[Click to view comic: 'FTC X: A Cheap Trick']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC X: One Disappointed Kid']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC X-Files']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

[Click to view comic: 'FTCX: The Santa and Paris Chain.']

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'XTC F: Or, I Am SO Sorry, Andy Partridge...']

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'FTC X: Take me to your Department Store']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC X: Planet Santa']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I'm going to judge in about 7 or 8 hours, so any late-hour submitters should start late-hour submitting their late-hour submissions.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

SHALL I SUBMIT WANGS?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I'd be insulted if you didn't.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

First of all, I'd like to say that if there was a "Damn, I wish I would have thought of that" award, it would surely go to flickguy, since FTCX-mas would have been the perfect title of this thread had my brain cells been firing instead of rebelling against my parietal lobe.

Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: DragonXero

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTCX: That Crazy Martian']

Most Sexual

Goes to: thochaos

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTCX: Fat Ted's Crazy X-mas']

Best Pun

Goes to: thochaos

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTCX: Fat Ted's Crazy X-mas']

Best Title

Goes to: MikeyG

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC X: Come All Ye Gray-ful']

Which means:

Bonus Award

Goes to: MikeyG

For: [Click to view comic: 'FTC X: Come All Ye Gray-ful']

Psychic Award

Goes to: no one

My Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTCX-mas in the Burn Ward']

Creativity Award

Goes to: pslock

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTCX: Covert Christmas']

Bronze Award of Excellence

Goes to: smamurai

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'Spunk'd On Dreams.']

Funniest Rule-Breaker

Goes to: thochaos

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTCX: I think I'm cheating']

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: MikeyG

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC X: Come All Ye Gray-ful']

Zinger Award (And the host of Fill This Chasm 11)

Goes to: Rabid_Weasle

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FFCX: Mommy']

Congrats, all.

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To the next HOST:
-Use the awardslist.txt in http://www.drigon.com/~ta/awards/ in order to make your award list. Just copy and paste it.
-read ftcrules.txt in http://www.drigon.com/~ta/awards/ if you are hosting, also.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Woooo! I won another one. Good competition everyone, I'll go make a new contest in a little bit. Just gotta think up a comic first...

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Poop.

WOOHOO! I won an award for something! Thank you ObiJo for your benevolent benevolence. :)

Hey, I did pretty good this time around! And they were all won by the same comic. Yay!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Heh I was aiming for most sexual and I got it! Thank you! Heh heh heh

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

I got da bronze. Woot etc. Cheers.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

I guess an almost-award is better'n nothing.

Great contest ObiJo!

(and great entries, everyone.)

Congrats, weasel.

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This is not my empire.