The judgement is coming in a few more hours. Get those last minute entries in.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 12: Last Minute Entry']

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I has a flavor!

hope I got this in in time.
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 12: Caught No-Handed']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[quote]
[Click to view comic: 'FTC #12 My brain is more frozen than that snowman'][/quote]

Thanks, thochaos. I was laughing at this one. This was a particularly good contest, I think. A lot of people came out with some gems.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

The Corresponding with Charles Manson while he's in prison Award

Goes to: smamurai

For helping me when I couldn't post from work and helping start the contest (ignore the jerk face).

The Truth Award

Goes to: ngrassi22

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'Frosty Likes It.']

Most Ironic

Goes to: RabidWeasle

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC #12: Frostly The Revenge-man']

Best Pun/Ken Kaufman Memorial Award

Goes to: Denyer

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'Ice Ice Baby']

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: xxausrottenxx

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC #12-Template']

Most Obscure

Goes to: ObiJo

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'YOU MONSTER!']
(I'm a sucker for Cole Porter)

The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: Kaufman

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'Flog The Cliche #12: Geicold']

Best Title

Goes to:MikeyG

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC #12: Dancin' to the Jailhouse Cock']

Most Similar

Goes to: Anything involving Michael Jackson or carrot violation...

Psychic Award

Goes to: Me, because i'm the only one who thought of this crap.

My comic was: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 12- Snowballs for cigarettes']

Creativity Award

Goes to: kaufman

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 12: Every Snowman's Fantasy']

Bronze Award

Goes to: Unknown Eric

For The Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 12: Last Minute Entry']

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: Don't Know

For the Comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=don'tknow&ID=195438

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: Mikey G

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC #12: Dancin' to the Jailhouse Cock']

I liked your last minute comic too, but hey, you already won the thing. Mikey, congrats and the contest is yours.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

That one guy used to call me obscure too.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Holy shit. I won? I'm never washing that comic again! I'm going to try to get the new contest up by later today, but tomorrow morning at the latest.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I called you a lot of things too. Obscure wasnt one of them, but i still want the credit.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

[quote]Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: Don't Know

For the Comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=don'tknow&ID=195438[/quote]

You kinda posted the wrong comic there, not that the one that is there isn't brilliant.

Good going everyone, this contest was teh funny.

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Poop.

The best comic definitely won this time. Good going, MikeyG =)

Great contest mmyers!

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

I called you a lot of things too. Obscure wasnt one of them, but i still want the credit.[/quote]

Oh, I'm keeping a running tally, believe me.

*sharpens My Little Pony Hunting Knife*

(Good to see you back, by the way.)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[quote][quote]Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: Don't Know

For the Comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=don'tknow&ID=195438[/quote]

You kinda posted the wrong comic there, not that the one that is there isn't brilliant.

Good going everyone, this contest was teh funny.[/quote]

Yeah that apostrophe would confuse those who aren't paying attention. [Click to view comic: 'Frosty the Snowman was a jolly happy soul--before the DMCA']

--DK

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Contrary to popular belief, UNIX is user friendly. It just happens to be selective about who it makes friends with.

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