Very well done, people. Some of you really made me proud and overcame the seemingly incongruous template. The wieners are as follows:

The Truth Award

Goes to:smamurai

For the Comic:
[ Posted comic does not exist ]

Most Political

Goes to:UnknownEric

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC#13: A Very Fox Network Christmas']

Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to:fzh

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC #13: Another Crappy Christmas special']

Most Sexual

Goes to:Rabid_Weasle

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC #13: Kaufman's Favorite Christmas Movie']

There was no real irony in this contest, so I chose the closest thing to it.
Most Ironic

Goes to:smamurai

For the Comic:
[ Posted comic does not exist ]

Best (or I should say WORST in this case) Pun

Goes to:Who else? KAUFMAN

For the Comic:
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=kaufman&ID=197103]

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to:xxausrottenxx

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: '...his belly shook like a bowl full of KY jelly']

Most Obscure

Goes to:mmyers

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 13- The Education of Dcomposed']

The Tobor Award, for funniest Inside Joke

Goes to:Denyer

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'Why That Fat Guy Is So Jolly']

Best Title

Goes to:It was a tie between
Kaufman and xxausrottenxx

For the Comics:
[Click to view comic: '...his belly shook like a bowl full of KY jelly']
[Click to view comic: 'On the 13th FTC My True Love Gave to Me ...']

Most Similar

Goes to:laughinginyourface

And
Rabid_Weasle

For the Comics:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC #13: I Like Stories']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 13 ITS A BIG MOTHA!']

Best Use of Lack of Rules

Goes to:umfumdisi

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC #13: And May All Your Christmases Be White']

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to:UnknownEric

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 13: It's A Dead Man's Party...']

No one really was all that psychic, but Rabid gets the closest.
Psychic Award

Goes to:Rabid_Weasle

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC #13: I Like Stories']

My comic was:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 13: We Pish You a Merry Christmas']

Creativity Award

Goes to:mmyers

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 13- The Ken and dcom Christmas special']

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to:UMFUMDISI!

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC #13: And May All Your Christmases Be White']

Well, thank MOST of you for making this a pretty cool initiation into hosting the FTC. Mayhap I can give you all a better run next time around.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I thought you said the 12th. :(

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 13']

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

Wangs. I was actually going to enter this one.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ok... so umfum won for a comic that broke the rules?

Funny comic none the less, good going all.

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Poop.

5{s my intent to place Kaufman and Dcom in a situation and everyone would have to attempt to relate the dialogue to the seemingly unrelated first two panels.[/quote]

That's what I tried to do.
Oh, wait. I meant, "That's what I tried not to do."

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

Always the bridesmaid but never the bride. Och well, at least I scooped two awards. Not for the comic I thought I would but hey! That's comedy.

Good comp.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Aww, I'll try next time!

Good job to everyone who won and award. All of the comics were hysterical though!!!!

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

Sorry, everyone. I had to judge early because I usually log on from the office, and I had to go to training all day on the 12th. I wasn't sure if I'd get a chance to be on at all this weekend, and I didn't want to stretch the contest to Monday.

Dcom, I'm disappointed in you! I put your little ass in there and everything and you couldn't even think of something clever to say. For shame. Congrats, Umfum!

P.S. - Rabid, his comic broke the rules all right, pretty egregiously, but I still thought it was the funniest.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Maybe if you didn't end it early before I got a chance to do anything I would have.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Okay, I just found out that I won. I'll start a new FTC soon.

Sometimes you gotta break the rules...

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

MAYBE if your decaying little ass wasn't a Last-Minute Larry, this wouldn't be a problem! Eat my shorts, dead-boy!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.