I think that's going to be the final draft. I can only annoy Zip to update stuff for me for so long before he'll get annoyed. Now I am going to bug Brad until he puts it in the submitted section.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

It's no bother to me. I'm here to serve.

But not in that Spankling kind of way...

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Damn. My whole master plan behind asking you to host stuff for me was to fanagle some Zip lovin'.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Okay, B-Rad told me the female zombie is just a little too graphic for this site, so I'm toning it down a bit.

P.S. - TheBlairZip, thank so much, man. It is appreciated.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Yes, we like to make our website inapropriate in what is said, not what is seen.

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Poop.

WTF?? We can have pics of people with thier skin on, and we can have pics of skeletons, but anything in between is somehow taboo? I don't understand these crazy social conventions.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I dunno. I think its because it's not from an incorporated or trademarked source. I understand the logic, I really do. I just want my female zombie up there. Badly. I've sucked cock for less.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

In that case, let's get back to that whole hosting issue...

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

*slurp* Do you want me to do this or talk? *gag*

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.