It's always stupid when someone puts 'LOL' or an emoticon as part of a dialogue between characters, unless it's in the context of a chat room or online discussion. How many cartoons do you see saying 'ROFL'? Or ';P'? As for precocious internet fags, I can tell you for one that you needn't speak like that. I mean, why verbally degrade yourself like that when you have geniuses like me to do it for you?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.