Shutup Paris.

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Poop.

The last comic is a reference to an indcident the British had with Indian members of its army back in its colonial days. If you don't know it, study more Indian history.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #18: Any Norwegian Beaver Cheese?']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #18: Have It Your Way']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #18: Gotta Love Indo-Anglo Relations']

Rocky? Rocky 2? Rocky 3? Rocky 4? Rocky 5? Rambo?

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 18: High-Fiber Diet']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

DragonXero, I'm going to have to assume that you think I read ANYTHING before I post.

Well, I didn't think it would exactly be a rash assumption.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

The only thing I see that's even similar to the Paris Hilton tape is the green.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

1-UP guess -

Deep Blue Sea
Ultrasound of music
Someone has already guessed Alien3 so I will nominate all the other Alien movies.
JA\/\/S
The Deep, I am definitely seeing a shark in there.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

For some reason, I see Gone with the Wind in the 1up picture.

(But whoever guessed Young Frankenstein is probably right.)

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This is not my empire.

FOTR, I can definitely see a man with a beard, once thought to be a shark.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

[Click to view comic: 'Arby's - What are you eating?']

Has the Paris Hilton sex tape been said?

Seriously, I'll say UHF, since that guy looks somewhat like Al.

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AFROMANS MOVE

I think it's the first Naked Gun movie. I'm seeing that chicken that dances around at the baseball games, but that might also be because I think there's a gas leak by my desk.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'The Burger Bar Of Lonely Souls']

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--Okay, daddio--

Actually it looks like a bunch of intestines to me, but then again I'm addicted to butt sex.

My new guesses:

- The Hobbit
- Sleepy Hollow (cartoon or movie version)
- Beetlejuice
- The Hobbit
- Dances with Wolves
- Dances with Sheep
- Dances with Men
- Saturday Night Fever
- Saturday Night Live
- Near Dark
- Xmen
- Xmen 2
- The Wizard of Oz
- Dilbert
- Secratary
- Blow
- Blow ME
- Fuck you
- No fuck YOU
- Ok, but only for 5 bucks
- Done deal
- Family Guy
- The Simpsons
- *poop*

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Ok I make more tomorrow.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 18: French (unzipped) Flies']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 18: McTantrum']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 18: All Jail King Burger!']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 18: As The World Churns']

My guess:

Swordfish?
Edward Penishands?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Ghostbusters

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 18']

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

[Click to view comic: 'I think we will make it to mars']

It might be one of the Halloweens also.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

Think Ive made this one slightly too easy, but we'll see

Plus, theres a very small clue to the movie in the comic.

AHA! It is I, KINGPIN!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

YAY! YAY! I WON! I WON! (premature ejaculation)

Now where's my cigar?
*awaits some sort of Bill Clinton or Lewinsky joke*

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

WHO YOU CALLING PSYCHO??

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 18: Jumping on the 'No Longer Giving a Shit' Band Wagon']

And yes I know this one really sucks.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

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[Click to view comic: 'FTC 18 : Rules?']

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leggo my dcomposed! ®