australian uncle. he told me about boxing as a black-market sport... like cock fighting, I guess, but your life is on the line. It may be completely false, he's lied to me before, but if he isn't, that would be my career of choise.

Don't you mean "THEY DO KNOT!!!"?

HAW HAW HAW

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Son of a bitch. That was a good one.