[Click to view comic: 'CC53 (Unlucky Stiffs): Loretta's Own Plan 9, part 4']

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[Click to view comic: 'CC53 (Unlucky Stiffs): Loretta's Own Plan 9, part 5']

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[davebarry]Fetal Fellatio would be an excellent name for a band.[/davebarry]

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[Click to view comic: 'CC53 (Unlucky Stiffs): Loretta's Own Plan 9, part 6 (fin)']

Since this is the final installment in this story, I will now acknowledge my sources. I borrowed elements from South Park, Plan 9 from Outer Space, Married With Children, Rugrats, Family Affair, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

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How I wish we could edit our strips. I just noticed a typo in my last one. Loretta should say "get it on," not "get in on."

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You're not really my typo, Loretta.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Aaaah, the blissful feeling brought on my laughing heartily and feeling vaguely nauseated at the same time... *shudder*

Spankling, you are a very sick person. It is important that you know that. :)

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[Click to view comic: 'CC53: A big hand for Ernest Borgnine']

DexX, in case you didn't know, O'Doul's is a wretched "non-alcoholic beer" sold here in the States. Somehow I doubt this concept would fly in Australia, but who knows?

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DexX, in case you didn't know, O'Doul's is a wretched "non-alcoholic beer" sold here in the States. Somehow I doubt this concept would fly in Australia, but who knows?[/quote]

The basic idea behind non-alcoholic beer is that getting drunk is an annoying side effect people have put up with for thousands of years so they can enjoy the taste of beer.

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Thanks Cap. So, would you say it is akin to taking both the sugar and caffein out of Coca Cola? Mmmmm... Caffeine Free Diet Coke... *vomit*

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A bit over six hours until judgement. If you have been meaning to enter but haven't gotten around to it, better make it quick. :)

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Okies, here it is...

I will try not to leave anyone out. These are the things I really liked...

crabby - Catchphrase, one-liners.
kaufman - Puns, Stephen Hawkings.
Haights - 3 act sitcom formula, news break.
evil_d - Blasphemy, somnambulance.
fpd - Copious pop references, the legendary Ed Wood.
Spankling - Rampant contempt for good taste, comtempt for Bob Saget.
boorite - Ernest Borgnine, disturbing anti-liquor.

However, somebody had to win, and today it is...

[u]Haights[/u]

Mainly for this one...

[Click to view comic: 'CC53: "...Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?"']

I don't mind that the middle panel was not the shape you wanted - it made me laugh a lot. :)

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What? No mercy fuck? But those are my favorite!

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(peeking at the recent stats)

Hey, another first-time winner! Congrats.

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[quote]However, somebody had to win, and today it is...

[u]Haights[/u]

Mainly for this one...

[Click to view comic: 'CC53: "...Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?"']

I don't mind that the middle panel was not the shape you wanted - it made me laugh a lot. :)[/quote]

Holy fuck, I actually won. O_o

Well, time to think of some half-baked rules. :-/

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If I had given the victory to you it would have looked like collusion. Hey, wait a minute - are we figments of the same deranged imagination? I can't remember...

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