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But seriously, congratulations, Gabe! Must be something in the water, SC users are sprogging like bunnies these days.[/quote]

cough![/quote]

Uh.... what are you saying here?

Gabe: Let's just say I didn't think I was being bitchy, but in retrospect, I was bitchtacular.[/quote]

My lady has only gone and got herself 'with child' also. On 01/01/04 she became preggersafied. We think we will call him Flynn, I am yet to even entertain the thought that I am gay enough to produce females. Scary stuff.

lol, that's kinda like cunteriffic right?

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

[quote]No word yet on the sex. But it doesn't really matter, 'cause either way I think we're naming it 'Zorgotha; Destroyer of Worlds'.

Or Pat.[/quote]

Congrats! I've been always partial to "Augroth, Destroyer of Worlds" if it was a boy or "Alexandra, Crusher of Men's Egos" if it was a girl.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Dang. I always wanted to name my kid 'Stupid Dickfaced Cocksucker Faggot Douchebag'. That way there's not much a bully can say to him he can't shrug off.

"Hey, You Dickfaced Faggot!"

"Yes?"

"Um...uh...You cunthole whore!"

"Oh, you must want my sister. Hey, Cunthole!"

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Congratulations, Gabe.

Don't listen to anyone else, it's definitely your kid, it has your hair.

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Dad was flammable

By naming your kid Nebuchadnezzar, you notify the world that you are not to be trifled with.

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What others say about boorite!

Seriously, have you picked out a name yet?
Sahastrabahu has a nice ring to it. It means, "one with a thousand arms".

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.