-"Now we teach those wussies from the Inquisition who's got the better religion!"

-"We're gunnin' Gunnin' fer GOD!"

-"God told me ta' skin ya' alive" (note: if you didn't pick up on the punk quote, YOU ARE TRES UNCOOL!!)

-"Okay, now, everyone, off with the habits. We're doing a Cradle of Filth shoot here!"

-There's an apocalypse joke in here somewhere!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I am tres uncool.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

*knock knock* Mrs. Johnson? We're the Sisters of the Festering Wound - the school wirthling attended as a young lad. Can he come out and play?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

me too.

-Sis. Mary's gun club membership was a unique spin on the tupperware parties that the nuns had for the sisters.

-Today, duck hunting, Tommorow, paintball!

oh yeah- i love hamlet too

-Something is rotten in the papal state

-Angels and nuns defend us!

-Fraililty and gunplay, thy name is woman!

You're on your own this time DX... I'm tres uncool.

- "I open the glovebox, reach inside, gonna wreck this fucker's ride, cuz I got a bad habit..."

- ...but it was his final and most controversial book that really ruined Dr Seuss' reputation and career.

- "OK, if that old John Paul 2 says no to female priests this time, he's in trouble!"

- "Please buy something from our cake stall." *chik CHIK* "I said please buy something from our cake stall!"

- "I know what you're thinking... did I say five Hail Mary's, or six...? Well, you just have to ask yourself one question. `Do I feel blessed?' Well do ya? Punk?"

- After caning was outlawed in Catholic schools, the sisters had to find a new form of corporal punishment.

(and now for the worst pun of the day...)

- Constable O'Grady called for backup, and despatch sent out five heavily-armed black-and-whites.

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Magnificent.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."