[Click to view comic: 'Ares is Bored.']

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Legalize Love!

A few hours remain before The JUDGING.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Ten bucks says I lose.

[Click to view comic: 'What the Hell is Mira Sorvino Doing on Mt. Olympus?']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30 : Mount Olsenympus']

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

The best thing about this contest to me is that I can bring some lame ass joke to you guys and I know that you'll make something funny out of it. Well done to all mentioned and those not.

Best Use of Python

Goes to: possums

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30: I'm Sorry, I Couldn't Help Myself...']

The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to: MikeyG

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30 - Georgia Peach']

Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: (tie)EvilZak and MikeyG

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'The most foolish mortal']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30 - Role-Playing Physics']

Most Sexual

Goes to: Bazilla

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30 - The Viking Cometh']

Most Obscure

Goes to: biped

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30 - "YOUR INTESTINES ARE FULL OF TINY ROBOT SEAHORSES"']

The Honorable Ninja AwardFor funniest joke about Honorable Ninja

Goes to: Athiest Diary

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30: Syanara!']

The Kaufman Award

Goes to: Kaufman, of course

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30: Rocky Horror Show?']

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to:qwertyuio

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30 - Zeus the Greek']

Best Title

Goes to: KKP

For the Comic:
{comic]222640[/comic]

Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: Athiest Diary

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30: Fun, Fun on the Range']

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: xxxausrottenxxx

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30-knockin on heaven's door']

Psychic Award

Goes to: me, the question is moot
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30-Template']

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: Kaufman

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30: And pick up a pack of Trojans'][i][/i]

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

This award is indeed a great honor. The frozen turkey I won in a raffle twelve years ago will now have to take second place in my heart.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Meh. Bazilla should've won.

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Legalize Love!

Kaufman, Boris and Natasha wasnt the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

For some reason, im reminded of Dan Ackroyd being Boris, although that may be completely inaccurate.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Of course not. The title wouldn't have been a pun then, would it?

(Although they might have been in the corner doing the Time Warp.)

New one coming in a few days.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Hey! I should have won the psychic award! Look!

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30 - That's a Load of Bull']

One of my first entries, myers! I'll get you, myers, and your little 'm', too!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[quote]Hey! I should have won the psychic award! Look!

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30 - That's a Load of Bull']

One of my first entries, myers! I'll get you, myers, and your little 'm', too![/quote]

Hmmmm...I'll allow it. Congratulations on your shiny new psychic award.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[quote]
Most Sexual

Goes to: Bazilla[/quote]

Whoooo! My first success since I won a PV well over a year ago.

And NewSoup, I shouldn't have won, I was just the first to get the obvious joke out of the way.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Kaufman, when is the new FTC going to be up?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I've always had a secret fetish to win the Monty Python award... Thanks mmyers!

And Mike, Kaufman usually waits a while before he starts a new contest. It gives space. Just a pattern I've noticed.