rotor turbines (ro·tor tur·bines) n(p) - what the fuck are you talking about?

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Poop.

CUNTBUTTER!

Also See: Bazilla

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

weegie - noun, a native of Glasgow, any member of the Scottish SC settlement that arrived in the summer of 2001.

scroe! - exclaimation, expressing astonishment or admiration.

mad rappist - noun, the ultimate anti-hero, promoting bad-spelling, violence, unconsentual and unprotected sex and murder. Cult icon.

biscuit game - noun, circle jerk where the loser gets the award.

bunnerabb - verb, to piss and moan

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Dad was flammable

I had forgotten all about Misremembered Platitude Trout. Too funny, that. Who came up with it?

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

We're in #stripcreator, dusting down some of the old clichés right now

manx Cat with no tail, native to the Isle of Man, guaranteed to get chicka and mmyers laughing.

banjaxed Irish slang meaning "broken" or "completely fucked". Can be used in place of PWNED! e.g.

I think IE crashed again, hold on a minute...
k
úíúíúíúíú
Then what happened chooby?
then I slapped him in the face
jes, what?
úíúíúíúíúíúíú!!!!!
with my penis.
LEWL
Jes, you're BANJAXED!
ú

brickido - "The way of brickido is the way of treachery" Thus spake Sensei Boorite, 10th Dan brickido, before he pointed at a distant waterfall and told me to contemplate its nature, then hit me in the back of the head with a brick...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Needs more sodomy
Dougan's maw
Dr. Pedantic
Moh.

I'll let the rest of you figure out the descriptions.

Added bonus to this post: put a colon after sodomy.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I think it was Lara7

I think it was Lara7[/quote]
Yep.

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Dad was flammable

Cornhole
MENBAH
"Nale teh bich"
Johnny
Lowpass
RAAAR

All instantly come to mind.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Shot Twice in the Face - expression indicating a genuine dislike for a person because of who they are, not their sexual orientation. Can be reversed to indicate Homophobia, or to indicate questioning of anothers sexual preference

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

...with bullets - Used to clarify that the person is not being shot in the face with cum.

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Poop.

...not cum - as an added insult to the aforementioned gay person, who would obviously love to be shot in the face with cum.

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Dad was flammable

lewl

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[quote]
kaufman - \COUGH min\ n 1: one who puns mercilessly 2: a pun so good or bad as to be almost incomprehensible to the common reader
[/quote]

Actually, I think kaufman has made it known that pronouncing his name correctly includes mentioning a bovine at the beginning...

Could be wrong, though.

It feels wrong to omit some people from having a profile in this, but only so many have shaped the SC world as we know it.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[quote][quote]
kaufman - \COUGH min\ n 1: one who puns mercilessly 2: a pun so good or bad as to be almost incomprehensible to the common reader
[/quote]

Actually, I think kaufman has made it known that pronouncing his name correctly includes mentioning a bovine at the beginning...[/quote]That's not the way I pronounce it. I think the cited pronunciation may have even been lifted from one of my old posts.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Captain Lowpass, aka:
Captain Obvious, Captain Monosyllabic, Captain Uterus, Captain Palindrome, Captain Hero, Captain Colostomy, Captain Bursts Into Flames, Captain Obvious Crossover,
et al.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Glorp!

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Magnificent Bastard - One who performs a highly respectable task, one so respectable he or she must be called a bastard as to bring the individual down a notch.
If you didn't know this, you're not a magnificent bastard.

Hurtful Bitch - One who causes emotional pain to you repeatedly.
Don't call me a bastard, you hurtful bitch!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Bucket of man-rape is in need of a definition.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

needen't noo? - "Didn't you?" as said by Bob Dylan. Used to represent and garbled rambling.

Jesus DeJesus - Character who convinces Nigerian scammers to call his workplace (usually a random evangelical church), instructing the scammer to "Ask to speak to Jesus" when they call.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

[b]Aqua Tobor

Skeet Shooting

Inappropriate Greeting Man

Surly Dragon[/b]

Anyone care to provide more detailed descriptions on those 4?

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

We also need a definition for Dee Cock Train.

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Poop.

This thing isn't getting off the ground until I get a veteran SC user or two to sign on to help me.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

jizz turrets, has someone already mentioned that?

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.