Then it is settled. Here's what I've compiled.

Contestants
Lady J vs. crabby
skagg vs. Dexx
habnem vs. Tiger8191 (a match to watch!)
kaufman vs. NastyPope

Judges
evil_d
Drexle
Deisel (and fuck off)
wirthling (you can fuck off too, if you like)

I'll kick off the first round in a new post shortly. I atoned for previous Comic Cup sins by wearing white shoes after labor day and walking through Lord and Taylor so everyone starts on a clean slate! Have fun!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Lady J vs. Crabby

Include these elements:

1. Due to the sudden hiring of new comic characters, the old characters are starting to worry about their jobs.

2. Use DexX in 1 and only 1 panel.

All contestants may vote (except Lady J and crabby, of course) and all judges can vote. I will check around 24 hrs after the second comic is posted and cast a tie breaking vote if needed before posting rules for the next match.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

when o when will the guys realise its 3 rules for round 1 4 for 2 and 6 for the final?!

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

[quote]when o when will the guys realise its 3 rules for round 1 4 for 2 and 6 for the final?!
[/quote]Who died and made you Spankling?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[quote][quote]when o when will the guys realise its 3 rules for round 1 4 for 2 and 6 for the final?!
[/quote]Who died and made you Spankling?[/quote]
Thank you Dr.

I will ramp up on rules after the first set, but I hadn't decided how far - probably to 4 - but I want the rule sets to be fun to work with.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

For the first time, I'm worried about going up against crabby. He's shown us that he is capable of some funny comics.

Hrm.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

well think harder

its an important part of it

im a traditionalist dont you know

what other reason would there be for me being pro monarchy?

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

ps sprry just this presentation thingy has got me all edgy and pissy, ive had to use both yesterdays evening/night and today's to bloody get the 5 done.

ive now done 2 of the 5

i have till 9 2moro morning

buy me a coffee machine

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

No.

[quote]its an important part of it

im a traditionalist dont you know

what other reason would there be for me being pro monarchy? [/quote]
Because yer a queen?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[quote]when o when will the guys realise its 3 rules for round 1 4 for 2 and 6 for the final?!
[/quote]

You should have copyrighted your ideas when you had the chance.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

i did, check out www.bitemyhairylittlearseforcomingupwiththatideabeforeididandafterineededit.com

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

[quote]ps sprry just this presentation thingy has got me all edgy and pissy, ive had to use both yesterdays evening/night and today's to bloody get the 5 done.

ive now done 2 of the 5

i have till 9 2moro morning

buy me a coffee machine[/quote]
I should have been more compassionate. I'm sending along a bucket of "horse" right now.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[quote][quote]ps sprry just this presentation thingy has got me all edgy and pissy, ive had to use both yesterdays evening/night and today's to bloody get the 5 done.

ive now done 2 of the 5

i have till 9 2moro morning

buy me a coffee machine[/quote]
I should have been more compassionate. I'm sending along a bucket of "horse" right now.[/quote]

Only fair, if you're going to send gabe a bucket of donkey.

Hmmm, perhaps I should save that kind of stuff for the three comics wirthling has ordered me to create.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

[quote]Only fair, if you're going to send gabe a bucket of donkey.

Hmmm, perhaps I should save that kind of stuff for the three comics wirthling has ordered me to create.[/quote]

Tobor want BUCKET OF MANRAPE WITH EXTRA BUTTER! Raaaaaar!

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RAAARRR!!!

[Click to view comic: 'Replacement TOBORS']

Not my best comic ever. I'm hoping LadyJ will forfit since she finds these rules to be offensive.

[quote]
Not my best comic ever. I'm hoping LadyJ will forfit since she finds these rules to be offensive.[/quote]

I do?

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

[quote]
I do?
[/quote]

I think he was trying to influence you on a subconcious level.

[quote][quote]
I do?
[/quote]

I think he was trying to influence you on a subconcious level.[/quote]

These are not the droids you're looking for...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

[Click to view comic: 'I Have No Need of a Protocol Droid']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Not only is this my comic cup entry, it's also extra credit for wirthling's assignment:

[Click to view comic: 'Donkey sodomy - it's a living.']

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

LadyJ

Although I liked the line, "Wirthling's severed head will cornhole you somehow!" my vote is for LadyJ...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

That was my favorite part of crabby's, also.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Good comics, both of you, but I lean here toward LadyJ.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Actually, I think she leans a little more towards you.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."