Love it, love it, love it.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I know this was an obvious one, I just hope I pulled it off.

[Click to view comic: 'Music Super(star)Market: Industrial Invertebrates']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'Music Super(star)Market - Cream of the Crop']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

She don't lie, she don't lie. Twinkies.

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Poop.

After reading that, I swlabred all over myself.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

mmyers, thanks for the praise. Check out my SC Battle Royal entries. They feature yor avatar.

I'll call you a genius now, genius.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I hope that's a good thing, KK.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

[Click to view comic: 'Music Super(star)Market - Candy is Dandy']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

In keeping with the candy theme, and inspired by umfum's Damn Yankees comic...

[Click to view comic: 'Music Super(Star) Market: Pixie Styx']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I suppose it might help if I posted said comic:

[Click to view comic: 'Music Super(Star) Market: The Musical Fruit?']

and this one...

[Click to view comic: 'Music Super(Star) Market: Specials In The Meat Department']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

more free samples...

[Click to view comic: 'Music Super(Star)market: Too Cold']
[Click to view comic: 'Music Super(Star)market: Watch It Wiggle?']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

You forgot to make Vanilla Ice say "Word to your mother!"

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Poop.

That's because I'd forgotten that he'd ever said that.

"Rollin', in my 5-point-0." --Vanilla Ice (Robbie Van Winkle)

"Five-O said, "Freeze!" And I got numb." --Chuck D (Carlton Ridenhour)

"My pockets so empty I can feel my testicles
because I spent all my money on some plastic African necklaces."
--Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy (Michael Franti and Rono Tse)

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

stop me before i strip again...

[Click to view comic: 'Music Super(Star)market: Varied And Sundry']
[Click to view comic: 'Music Super(Star)market: Regulate!']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

[Click to view comic: 'Music Super (star) Market: Steve Miller Genuine draft']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'Music Super(star) Market: CreedWeed']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'Music Super(star) market: Ashlee Simpson']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'I grok that, man']

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

[Click to view comic: 'Music Super (star) Market: The Fabulous Bacon Boys']

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

[Click to view comic: 'Music Super(star) Market - Starring Scott Stapp!']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Three singles and a medley:

[Click to view comic: 'Music Super(star) Market: Welcome To The Market']
[Click to view comic: 'Music Super(star) Market: Me Want Cookie?']
[Click to view comic: 'Music Super(star) Market: Stockboy, VIP']
[Click to view comic: 'Music Super(star) Market: Three Rejected Products']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

The last one was genius.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Thanks. I think that one has become my new favorite comic of mine.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

"Kool & the GanGrape Punch" is a brilliant, genius line. You son of a bitch!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.