What about those of us with blond hair? You can't see my leg hair... Therefore, I could indeed have the longest (doubtful), but no one would be able to see it.

---
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Kitty, it's blonde. Not invisible.

---
The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Says you.

---
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I'm not doing this, but I managed not to shave for a week. Pictures are imminent.

---
Stay Safe!

Safety Donkey, you ASS, you don't even own shoes, much less a razor...

Here's me after a week of not shaving. Pretty rugged, eh?

---
Please replace the handset, and try again.

I wish I could get that blurry after a week of not shaving.

You should see my dad, when he doesn't shave for a week, he's so out of focus, he's abstract art.

---
Please replace the handset, and try again.

I hear that's what happened to Bigfoot.

---
Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.