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This is both my first time posting on the forum and my first time entering one of these contests, so everyone be sure to haze me brutally.

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Your odious comics made me vomit.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Your odious comics made me vomit.[/quote]A worthy first thrust. I like your use of the word "odious," though I think I would have said "retch" instead of "vomit."

Trying to keep the bestiality jokes to a minimum.

[Click to view comic: 'WW XIV - World's Worst Thing To Say On a Farm']

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[Click to view comic: 'Wrong Things To Say On A Farm']

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i want to piss on you

[Click to view comic: 'Worst Things To Say On A Farm']

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i want to piss on you

I was waiting for someone to bring up something to do with heavy farm equipment, never happened. However, from what I saw, NooniePuuBunny's milk machine gets edged out by bonwag's Queer Eye take.

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It just goes to show what hard work, determination and a 14 month absence from the forums can achieve for a young boy.

My first win... that I got to keep. I'm overcome.

New competition in the next few hours.

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exit, pursued by a bear

I take it the Accu-Jac didn't count.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I was thinking more tractors, threshers, things that could wipe out a whole family at once.

Hey, you in the back row singing "Every Sperm is Sacred," you know what I mean!

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