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This is both my first time posting on the forum and my first time entering one of these contests, so everyone be sure to haze me brutally.

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Your odious comics made me vomit.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Your odious comics made me vomit.[/quote]A worthy first thrust. I like your use of the word "odious," though I think I would have said "retch" instead of "vomit."