Your dad.

Why would ... ?
Nevermind, just answer that.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Why would? Y. Wood? Yvonne Wood? He's a good guy.

This is a Christmas card.

A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Do you see the lovely linguism here?

Fuck yes.

Can Bob Dole eat my balls?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Bob Dole can do whatever Bob Dole wants to.

Can you name all the men Elizabeth Taylor has ever married?

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Yes.

Where is Tobor's g-spot?

Right next to his small intestine.

If a man jerks off in a forest and nobody's around to watch him, does he come?

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I has a flavor!

wait a second... yes.

does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

let me check... well, it still has taste, but it tastes like Dukakis' undershorts. :P

Who do you think would make the best president?

Me of course! I would declare myself supreme dictator, make men all love-slaves that would sit around in brothels all day, and I would grab my favorite men and anal rape them in the oval office.

Why is it that feet always smell like cornchips?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

You've got some strange fetishes there Noonie, Cornchips indeed!

Is this cancer?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

no, it's capricorn.

what word has five "eyes" yet cannot see it's own reflection?

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

The word "institutionalization".

How is it that I know of such a large word?

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Blue is the color of victory.

I blame the herpes.

How can one get ass sex from Gwen Stefani without being Gavin Rosedale?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Be Missy Elliot instead. I hear she gets ass sex from everybody.

How much wood could a crackwhore suck if a crackwhore could suck wood?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Be Missy Elliot and find out.

And just who the fuck do you think you are?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

I think I am the princess of the world and I shall ass-rape whichever man I please!

So, who wants to go first?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Spankling, of course.

Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Because you look so good in it, of course.

Mmm...what DOESN'T taste better with ketchup on it?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Your mother's assandface.

Does he look like a bitch?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

WHAT?! *BAM*

Name two movies besides the Evil Dead series (that includes Army of Darkness) that Bruce Campbell has starred in.

Tornado! and Serving Sara, where he was wearing the same hat pictured in your sig, apparently.

How much is that doggie in the window?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

12 million dollars.

Who farted?

You did!

If Charles Bronson and Lyndon Johnson DID have a baby, what would they have named it?

Michael Jackson.

Who put their "Who-Who Dilly" in your "ChaCha"?

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

Michael Jackson.

Who farted?