Anne Coulter + penis = Bill O'Reilly

Movie - soul = Any Steven Spielburg movie

Star Wars + Fat, old George Lucas - talent = Star Wars Episodes 1-3

Freddie Prinze + a really white guy - talent = Freddie Prinze, Jr.

Jennifer Lopez - Jennifer Lopez = A better tomorrow

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Anne Coulter=Racist

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Get Your War On

Jay Leno - Weight - Humor = John Kerry

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Blue is the color of victory.

Gabu, you can't subtract humor from someone who doesn't have it in the first place.

Here's the proper equation:

John Kerry - 30 years + slightly less artificial personality + 50 lbs = Jay Leno.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Ann Coulter doesn't have a penis? The Boondocks lied to me.

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

Sure I can. Now John Kerry has negative humor.

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Blue is the color of victory.

Anne Coulter + Arnold Schwarzenegger = OMG

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What others say about boorite!

(omg + wtf) + 2(SHIFT) + 1111111 = OMGWTF!!11111

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Poop.

George Bush + Logic = George Bush

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Blue is the color of victory.

George W Bush - 9/11 = many many many unnecessary vacations and a boring, lame-assed presidency

George W Bush + 9/11 = "shit, now I have to stop taking vacations and actually work harder! I need to bomb someone!"

George W Bush + Saddam Hussein + "I shall avenge thee, father!!!" + false info about WoMD + not giving a fuck about what the UN thinks = his presidency

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Noonie + flamethrower = :)

( :) - flamethrower) + strapon + (Spankling - pants + 3 feet of rope) = Spankling with a very sore anus

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Noonie + Sadism = Hilarity

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Blue is the color of victory.

[quote]Noonie + flamethrower = :)

( :) - flamethrower) + strapon + (Spankling - pants + 3 feet of rope) = Spankling with a very sore anus[/quote]
Wow! Math really can be fun. Let me try...

(Spankling - pants + 3 feet of rope) + (Nooner + flamethrower) = Overcooked rocky mountain oysters.

Spankling X Nooner = Devil child

That's some dangerous multiplying, folks.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Noonie + anal = <3

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

<3 = <3

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What others say about boorite!

AOHell Instant Messenger - lag - adware + MSN + Yahoo + ICQ + IRC + odd software bugs = Trillian

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

John Frankenheimer's The Manchurian Candidate - brains + Meryl Streep = Jonathan Demme's The Manchurian Candidate

promising career in directing + bad remakes + toilet = Jonathan Demme

a robot + backwardsness + (Ron Jeremy - mercy) + caps lock button = Tobor

Jesus - divinity + science fiction = L.Ron Hubbard

Spanish + overabundance of the letter "s" = Portugese

Jean-Luc Godard - Frenchness + ultraviolence/swearing + Sam Jackson = Quentin Tarantino

Jean-Luc Godard - God + Pic = Jean-Luc Picard

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Blue is the color of victory.

Oh that was really horrible.

athiest diary + noonie's anus = UNGODFUL SODOMY!! GUFFAW!!

an suv + a gigantic preening moron - 10 miles per gallon = a hummer

Brad - street cred = Johnny

art + porn = H.R. Giger

The Latin alphabet - vowels = Attempted romanization of most Cyrillic languages

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Blue is the color of victory.

Heh. That one was a real knee-slapper.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

athiest diary + noonie's anus = Might actually be fun

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

[Noonie + (strapon + spikes)] + athiest diary's anus = funny squealing noises

athiest diary + noonie's anus = Null

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Noonie's anus + gerbils + party hats = The Joe Schmo Show

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

John Kerry + sweat + positive rhetoric - John Kennedy's charm = The democratic convention

George Bush + attacks + negativity + douchebag = nothing new under the sun

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)