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Mediocrity at its most average.

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This is my explanation of all the shark attacks in Florida.

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This is my explanation of all the shark attacks in Florida.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Sorry about that double post on the shark comic.
I haven't done multiple entries to a CC in awhile but I can't help myself with this one.
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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Am I the only one who likes wordy comics? Oh well, here is my humble entry, in which I attempt to explore the subtexts implicit in the seemingly simple act of punching a clown in the balls. The reader is invited to note the use of symbolism within the context of a quasi-comic framework, and perhaps deconstruct the tangential (and deceptively crude) references to deeply ingrained societal expectations regarding ethnicity and culture.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

[quote]The reader is invited to note the use of symbolism within the context of a quasi-comic framework, and perhaps deconstruct the tangential (and deceptively crude) references to deeply ingrained societal expectations regarding ethnicity and culture.

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mmmmhmmm....

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

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Now many comics will join this early effort of mine at the beginning of the ASCII alphabet!

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I guess we'll call that an entry, since it fits the rules. Hopefully, given time, I'll come up with something more amusing.

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Hee hee. Maura's expression in the second panel looks like it was drawn solely for this occasion.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I know I've already submitted a few, but wirthling's entry inspired me.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

My response to wirthling and Big Evil Dan:

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WHOA!
That's a LONG freakin' image.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Ow... it hurts! LOL

Okay, here's my entry:

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This is not my empire.

Dear god... That was the single funniest strip I've seen in the past few days.

Damn, and I just can't think of a strip idea...

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DexX, try the breakfast of champions.

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The less said about this one, the better...

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here is where i should either try to explain myself, say something nice to the other entrants, or generally say something interesting...
i am hungry for pie
damn... failed again.

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer