That's absurd, biped. The modern Republican doesn't eat babies because they know that when the child grows up, they'll need to send them off to war (to die there).

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Ah! So that's why they hate abortion so much!

Oops, I forgot to use the Maheriffic method of Moore-onic logic.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

According to Shaun Steele the Moslemist Jihadi-Fascists also do that.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Well, y'know, who doesn't eat babies? Especially thinly sliced and between two warm slices of Italian bread with a little lettuce and just a pinch of tomato. The Baltimore Sun gave my Sandwiche d'Bebe 5 stars in their review of my restaurant, Fidel Bistro.

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I has a flavor!

I'm Jonathan Swift and I approve this message!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Maybe all they need is a good human-veal restaurant.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet