It'd be about the only significant thing about you...

Sorry, is this in the wrong forum? :)

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[quote]It'd be about the only significant thing about you...

Sorry, is this in the wrong forum? :)[/quote]

Lick my cheese-encrusted sack.

Yeah, I believe it is.

Cheese-encrusted? Time for your annual bath, is it?

Oh, so we should stop this then?

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Hang on, that's not cheese. That's the gonnorrhea I caught off your wife.

We probably should, yes.

No, you must be confused - that six-foot-five "woman" with the hairy chest and blonde wig who fucked you up the arse behind the pub at 3am wasn't my wife.

Yeah, we should definitely stop.

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Oh, right. So when she introduced herself as "Mrs DexX" she meant she was your mother?

I agree. This nonsense has gone on long enough.

No, you probably misheard - I bet it was "Mrs Dick".

Absolutely, it's gone on overlong, in my opinion.

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That'll be it. You're always getting mistaken for a dick. It must be the semen that keeps dripping out your mouth.

So we're unanimous. We should stop this right now.

Okay, that was a bit contrived.

You win.

Not as contrived as the excuses your mother made up to explain how she got pregnant with you, considering your dad is gay... oh, how we laughed...

Sorry, I know I should have stopped, but I liked that one too much to not post it.

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You mean "not to post it". Don't split infinitives. Where were you when they were handing out brains?

Anyway, back to the thread.

What split infinitive? I can't see an adverb there.

Look at it this way:
"I liked that one too much to [verb phrase]."

"Post it" is a verb phrase, and the prepending of a "not" negates it. "Not post it" is as much a sverb phrase as "post it". So nyaaaahhh... :P

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[quote]What split infinitive? I can't see an adverb there.

Look at it this way:
"I liked that one too much to [verb phrase]."

"Post it" is a verb phrase, and the prepending of a "not" negates it. "Not post it" is as much a sverb phrase as "post it". So nyaaaahhh... :P[/quote]"Post it" is a small yellow piece of paper with one sticky edge, thus another noun has become a verb. One can avoid accusations of splitting the infinitive by moving the "not" one way or another. Take a flower and try it out ...

[i]She posts it.
She posts it not.
She posts it.
She posts it not.
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Though that is, I think you will agree, archaic grammar.

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Surely thou jesteth!

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Begone, sirrah! Thy addled tongue doth offend mine senses.

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Thy grammar is such as hath been belch'd upon by infected lungs!

Actually, you belch with your stomach, not with your lungs... Isn't that right, Dr P?

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Actually, you belch with your stomach, not with your lungs... Isn't that right, Dr P?[/quote]Maybe it's stomach envy that his lungs are infected with.

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Incidentally, we should set up a voice chat on Yahoo! Messenger some time. I did a bit of that tonight, and it was a lot of fun. The fact that I was invited by a belligerent Scots friend of mine certainly helped, I must admit. No, not Andy, but one of his fellow Glaswegians. Lotsa fun.

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Christ. I wish we were all hanging out together in the same room so I could beat all you dorks on the head with my Mace of Dork Whupping +3.

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Sorry Gabe - not in the official rulebook, so it's not allowed in tournament play. *razz*

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That isn't the rulebook you've got there, friend. That's your Britney Spears sticker album.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

...and if Britney says you can't use that weapon, you can't use that weapon! *hugs his sticker album* So there, you big bully. *sticks out tongue*

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my finace bought me a Britney sticker once! Weird!

my AIM is tiger8191, I am only on it every other 5th Wednesday of Months that have more than 8 letters.

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