Um. I was already having nightmares from the Japanese-monster-movie-sized spiders I've seen in my apartment lately, but that comic is somehow worse.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

No offense meant - I am no stalker. Just looking for chuckles.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

In true submissive form, you apologized for it.

I may have been out of the scene for a while, but I still draw the subbies. ;)

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

You god damned perverts are ruining the forums. Let's get back to our wholesome program of bestiality and mechanized manrape.

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What others say about boorite!

Yeah, I like subs.

I'll have mine with hot beef, fried onions, cheese, lettuce, and ranch dressing please.

Oh, and a choc chip biscuit and a Coke, thanks.

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[quote]
Oh, and a choc chip biscuit and a Coke, thanks.[/quote]

You have knowlege of other worlds! I want a chocolate chip biscuit! Do you have a recipe?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

It's like a chocolate chip cookie, but you pretend you aren't American while you eat it. :)

My wife makes these chocolate chunk biscuits that I reckon God must have copied to stick in jars up in Heaven. They are rock cakes, but instead of sultanas or raisins, she substitues whole squares of Cadbury milk chocolate. They are really rich - I can only eat two or three before my stomach says "Very nice, but stop now, please" - and they are heavenly. We'll cook some up if any of you come over for a visit.

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My figure will be ruined.

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Dang, now I have to book a flight to Oz....

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This is not my empire.

There are these things that a local doughnut shop makes that we call "godly doughnuts". Okay, start with a standard doughnut (no hole), put chocolate glaze, and drip on some maple over it. Now, inject it with chocolate and brown sugar. What you now have is something that even *I* can't eat, it's so inedible. It made me sick when I tried finishing one. I'll stick with eclairs from now on. That much sugar made even me disgusted.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I don't think that pastries can legitimately proceed from religious precepts.

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[quote]Yeah, I like subs.

I'll have mine with hot beef...[/quote]
That is the specialty of the house! Tho ladies are my only weakness.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

RAARRRR!!!!!!!!!! STOP DEFILING THE CHURCH OF ARSE THREAD!!!!!!! RAARRRR!!!!!!!

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RAAARRR!!!

[Click to view comic: 'Church of Arse: Wipe the Arse!']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Shouldn't that be "touses"?

Arse = R's ?

Ah, never mind...

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What are "tossers" without the "arse" in them?

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[Click to view comic: 'Church of Arse recruitment tactics']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'Legend of Stunken Master']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'TOBOR RECRUITS AN ARMY']

Crabster, wrong thread. *growl* Church of Arse only in here. Guards! Seize that man and administer twenty lashes... on his arse! Then, um... give him some ice cream or something...

[Click to view comic: 'Church of Arse: When doorknocking, be polite, but insistent.']

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[Click to view comic: 'Church of Arse: Dan goes visiting.']

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[Click to view comic: 'Church of Arse: On the Air']

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[Click to view comic: 'Church of Arse: On the Air, part 2']

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[Click to view comic: 'Church of Arse: On the Air, part three']

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[Click to view comic: 'Church of Arse: On the Air, part four']

*sigh*

I am a colossal geek.

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