Mikey's maw's so fat, when she sits around the sofa, people go "She's really fat!"

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Your maw is so fat that people have to take a bus just to get out of her way.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Your maw is so fat that it takes her a month to turn the other cheek.

Last time somebody told yer maw to haul ass, she had to make two trips.

Nah! Burnz0r'd.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Your maw is so fat, she features bindable APIs for using teraspace.

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What others say about boorite!

When your maw eats food, people wish she wouldn't eat so much damn food.

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Poop.

Your maw is sooooo fat, when the weatherman tells her it's gonna be chilly outside, she brings a spoon!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Your mother is so fat that it's beginning to affect her health.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Your mother is so fat that it affects her self-esteem.

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