Ack, another year older and it's only been 6 months! Life really does pass by quickly.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I did a search for "hookers" on google under image. Here's a link to the website:

http://jylgaskinstudio.com/index.html

They make great x-mas gifts.

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Get Your War On

This was the best birthday ever because Kr0n1c made my eyes burn.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

WHEAH DA PAWDY AT?

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What others say about boorite!