if Dcom is king, can i be the highest ranking wench?

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Only if you're a licensed member of the International Wenching Guild. I'm not only licensed, I'm the only licensed member in the state of Wyoming. Therefore, I should get the position. Right under MikeyG.

Did somebody say "wanking wrench?"

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No.

Die.

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Pie.

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...because I would really like to know what a wanking wrench is, and how to get one.

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Wouldn't the wanking Wench be the wench in charge of the wanch?

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