There goes slick willy always with the slick talk.

stripcreator is no place for those squeamish about cornholing, cornholes, or cornholery in general. This is also not a place to call people of a certain persuasion "sodomites."

Tobor will be over shortly to give you sensitivity training.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I like that word- entirely apropriate.
Like in "Shogun"- Richard Chamberlian says "IM NOT A BLOODY SODOMITE!"

Maybe its YOU who has the problem with MY language.

Remember the balls i have that enable me to talk about my religion so forcefully. I will spare you my "anti-homosexual rhetoric", but ill just point out that I delete your swears, and i will take the same steps toward "C***holing".
I know he does that. I would rather avoid it and hope you got the gist.

Tobor is going to enjoy your sensitivity training sessions more than most.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

help me ladyjdotnet, andydougan, someone, you're my only hope.

Yes, it does take a lot of courage to be an outspoken christian in America. There are so few of you.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

At least he didn't say "I DO NOT SUCK DICK!!!"

...That would have been grounds for copyright infringement.

isn't "sodomite" one of those words like the N one that you're not supposed to use? homophobia pisses me right off.

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I'm not a homophobe, but damn! Those gay folks! Ya know what I mean? Damn!

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i know what ya mean, DexX. some of 'em got FINE asses.

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They certainly d- Hey! No they don't! They're, like, bad or something! They are not at all sexually attractive! Not even in the slightest! YOU GOT THAT???

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Now, see, DexX is a christian too.
However, he has a sense of humor.
And an anus the size of Texas, ever since Tobor came 'round these parts.
Poor guy.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Wouldn't it be easier if we could all accept eachother for who we are?

I myself am raised Roman Catholic (which isn't that difficult to 'come out' for in the netherlands) but that doesn't mean I agree with everything that pope guy has to say ..

Basically (warning .. religious crap coming up)

Jesus has said from the beginning (let's give the guy some credit .. he did SOME good things .. IF he existed in the first place) that you must accept everyone the way they are even if they don't have the same religion as you, even IF they are "sinners" (even that is in the eye of the beholder of course)

(I did warn you, didn't I?)

I am NOT trying to convert you to Christianity or anything .. all I want to say is: I am a christian and I accept ANYONE's opinion as being their own as long as they accept my opinions and don't try to force their opinions on me.

Take the church of arse for example .. if you are willing to be cor.. erm "initiated" .. no problem .. of course the problems arise when people force their religion on you (in this case, that could result in having trouble walking for about a week)

We all agree that forcing that on people is wrong .. yet why do we all think our own "religion" is the only true one and that everyone should believe that too?

I think it's time we all realised that basically, when it all comes down to it .. all the major religions of this world are the same. There might be differences, but if you look closely, there are many more resemblances than differences.

So whether you are a christian, a muslim, a hindu, a buddhist, a pagan or an atheist .. Just go around with life, accept other people for who they are and what they believe in and don't say they are wrong just because they believe in something else ..

Sorry about this rant .. but it's just that all this hate crap on these forums are almost making me to stop coming here even though I have a blast with the comic competitions .. (and the church of arse thread)

I guess this only proves one thing .. a forum like this cannot exist without moderators keeping people from behaving like absolute trolls ..

Apologies to the people I might have offended with this .. but this is just how I feel about these forums .. great comic competitions and stuff, but for the rest, too many trolls

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Ignorance is no excuse

Blah, it's time to get away from the religion thread again.

Lets all just go down to the secret thread to vent some negative energy.

Me? Why me? I don't like you. (For those of you who've gotten on my case about saying that to people in the past, I kept it to myself for all this time. Aren't you proud of me?)

Good points: You like Weird Al and are fairly articulate.

Bad points: You're arrogant, super-religious, and a bigot.

Yep, I'm pretty sure I don't like you.

By the way, you don't like me either. I'm bisexual, I live in sin with my boyfriend, I'm pro-choice, I'm all for the ACLU, I'm what some would call a feminist, and I frequently "throw God out of the public square". According to Falwell and Robertson. It's all my fault that the September 11 attack happened.

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LadyJ said these things..
Me? Why me? I don't like you. (For those of you who've gotten on my case about saying that to people in the past, I kept it to myself for all this time. Aren't you proud of me?)

It's okay, I don't like him much either. *gives LadyJ a hug* You're allowed to be grumpy at this one.

[i]Good points: You like Weird Al and are fairly articulate.
Bad points: You're arrogant, super-religious, and a bigot.[/i]

*nod* Fair... tough, but fair...

Yep, I'm pretty sure I don't like you.

...and being a woman, LadyJ reserves the right to change her mind! *evil grin*

By the way, you don't like me either. I'm bisexual, I live in sin with my boyfriend, I'm pro-choice, I'm all for the ACLU, I'm what some would call a feminist, and I frequently "throw God out of the public square".

Well, I'm bisexual too (be nice - only two people in the world know that... well, more than two now!) lived in sin for two years before marrying, I'm pro-life (hey, we have to be somewhat different), I have no idea what the ACLU is (labour union? If so, 100% pro) I am into equal rights for the sexes (as far as that can go, since men and women are very different, and can never be 100% equal), and I have no idea what throwing God out of the public square means... I am a lapsed Catholic, and my wife is a semi-practising one.

According to Falwell and Robertson. It's all my fault that the September 11 attack happened.

Oh, ignore those dumb fucks. They represent real Christians about as well as Lassie represents the Russian Olympic water-polo team.

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[quote]LadyJ said these things..
Me? Why me? I don't like you. (For those of you who've gotten on my case about saying that to people in the past, I kept it to myself for all this time. Aren't you proud of me?)

It's okay, I don't like him much either. *gives LadyJ a hug* You're allowed to be grumpy at this one.[/quote]

Heh, I'm not grumpy. I just calls 'em as I sees 'em.

[quote]
Yep, I'm pretty sure I don't like you.

...and being a woman, LadyJ reserves the right to change her mind! *evil grin*
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Beans on that. Being a human, I have a right to change my mind. :)

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I have no idea what the ACLU is (labour union? If so, 100% pro)
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Civil Liberties Union.

Oh, I took that directly from what Falwell said. I'm assuming I'm guilty of it because I believe in separation of Church and State and tolerance for other faiths and/or lack thereof.

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According to Falwell and Robertson. It's all my fault that the September 11 attack happened.

Oh, ignore those dumb fucks. They represent real Christians about as well as Lassie represents the Russian Olympic water-polo team.[/quote]

Heh, I know. I'm still laughing at their total miscalculation of what people believe. Everyone who was grateful for their support at one point is making sure to distance themselves now.

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Well...

I don't think there can be a 100% separation of Church and State, simply because many laws are based on some kind of morality. Without religion even hiding in a state's history, you don't have that solid foundation for the morality of the law. If ya get what I mean...

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A reading from the Book of Frank:

I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES.

It is also written:

HEINEKEN? FUCK THAT SHIT! PABST BLUE RIBBON!

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What others say about boorite!

Like Torquemada.

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Oh, and I don't appreciate your revising our religious texts. Do I go around striking all the cornholing out of your Bible? No. You see, Tobor WILL cornhole you. As the old Yahweh smote, so does Tobor cornhole. It is not an argument, and it is not supposed to enhance our self-esteem. Tobor is not a therapist. The proper response is not to bowdlerize this revealed truth, but to prostrate oneself in abject obeisance to Tobor's gyrating hydraulic schlong. Otherwise, you're just making it harder on yourself.

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DexX genuflects respectfully, and covers his arse with both hands with a look of terror on his face, at the mention of Tobor's Holy Gyrating Hydraulic Schlong.

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http://www.aclu.org/

The ACLU is a well-established American institution. They actively support and protect the rights of criminals, homosexuals, racial minorities, women, and anyone else who's being oppressed (just look at the bar on the right side of their home page), which means they are often disliked by rich white religious conservative males. No offense intended to anyone like that who might be reading this, it's just the truth.

If you are American and you have a clear case of your civil rights/liberties being violated, chances are good you can get the ACLU to support your legal battle. They're often involved in cases that are the first tests of some recently-passed law.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

*chuckle*

During the recent-ish US election, I often referred to it along the lines of, "Gee, I wonder which born-rich, Protestant, corporate-backed, heterosexual, married, white boy will win?"

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