You're so dumb, I'm going to the other page.

you're so stupid that stupid people are all "You're Stupid!" when they see you.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Your Daddy wears tighter thongs than a herpes-ridden prostitute, you rancid festering sack of fetid pigeon scrotums.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

That's fucking hot.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

areallystupidguy is so ugly that he entered an ugly contest and they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

areallystupid guy is so stupid that it is a part of his name.

He's so stupid that he makes me look smart

I hate picking favorites, but that's the best one so far.

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It's grime time.

You're so ugly, the tide wouldn't take you out.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

You're so ugly.

He likes young asian boys

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

ARSG, if you ever come near me again, I will rip out your colon and skip rope with it.

Ok, so that's a threat, but hey.

Mine is still better.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

That's not what your girlfriend told me, bitch.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[quote]That's not what your girlfriend told me, bitch.
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You're right, it's what your mom said!

BURN!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.