holycrap is the type of guy who would smash your face in a window and take your mother out for dinner for a reasonably priced seafood dinner and never call her again.

That bastard

holycrap is the kind of guy who shows up at McDonald's at 11:15 and asks if they're still serving breakfast.

HELLOOOO? Breakfast stops being served at 10:30.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

holycrap is the kind of guy who does not know that Dolph Lundrgen has big, radioactive crab titties.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

holycrap is responsible for Keanu Reeves's naked ass in Matrix: Reloaded.

Just as long as he's not Keaneu Reeve's acting coach.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

holycrap was a producer for the movie Super Babies.

holycrap is Hayden Christiansen's acting coach.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

holycrap is what I said when I saw DX owns a hair brush.

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Poop.

holycrap is Biff from back to the future.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

holycrap put Jabba the Hut in the digitally remastered version of Star Wars.

Holycrap's crap is full of holes.

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Poo perhaps?

Holycraps the kind of guy that will date, rape, and KILL Your girlfriend!

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I am a changed man! Please forgive!

Holycrap's the kind of guy that will date, rape, and KILL your girlfriend, if you are a buffalo.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

holycrap is unkind to Mormon Missionaries!

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."

That bastard! Even I'm nice to them.