Frankly, these two are better looking and have nicer bodies than any strippers I've ever known. I've known some pretty low-class strippers though.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Is it me, or does the girl on the left look like she's been rolling in crumbs?

I thought it looked like someone had pissed down her back, but I'll go with crumbs. I also agree with whoever said she looked hotter than the blonde even without seeing her face.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Isn't anyone else outraged by the grammar of this topic? I think civilization itself is collapsing.

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I am the Damien of the Grammar Apocalypse. I have 'lol' on my forehead.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

lol = the AOLism of teh beezt0r

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[Click to view comic: 'Doing My Part']

True story.

Frankie definitely looks underage, that's definitely Domino's pizza, and those girls are definitely not strippers, just a couple of bubble-heads who don't realize poor Frankie is gonna go out and get into an accident now.
Oh, and the grammatical errors are definitely annoying.
:D

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

As if I needed another excuse to love pizza

Weird. I was thinking she had some kind of lumpy-backed iguana disorder. Maybe the camera is strategically placed so we can't see her bulbous, multi-directional eyes and her tongue, which attracts prey.

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It's grime time.