I always wondered why underwear was always disappearing out of my drawer...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I'm female but I can beat up any guy, anywhere.

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Could this be...THE BURIAL MASK OF AGAMEMNON?!

I'm male but I can beat up any girl, anywhere.

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AFROMANS MOVE

I put the crack in the Liberty Bell.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I put the crack in your ass.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I put the crack in cracka-ass mofo.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I got up and came to work today!

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I AM MORTAL KOMBAT.

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

Do you take requests?

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I put the 'bump' in the bump-she-bump-she-bump.
I put the 'ram' in the ramma-lamma-ding-dong.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

You said Dong before Wang. YOU LOSE.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I remember all the old running gags on SC.

Stud.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I will probably have cancer. I win.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Amy (aka areallystupidguy'ssister) kicked my ass once and I almost lost all of the blood in my body, but she was nice enough to call me an ambulance.

i can walk on ceiliings and poop on your heads. i can masturbate 5 times a day and still have time to take 3 naps. i once stole 52 yellow cakes from a bakery and gave them to homeless people with no arms. i often fly around in tights and a cape screaming zingers at cripples, and i once had sex with 13 autistic children. just recently, i collected 78 jars of green olives, and forced an old lady to eat them all. she had grey hair.

i gave JESUSSANDWICH cancer, because his name offends me, and i can brush my teeth over 89 times in one day. exactly 8 people owe me in excess of $328 for illegal abortions that i preformed while intoxicated, and i have 2 pet whales and 1 pet dolphin. i work for the phoenix foundation and my real name is actually angus macgyver.

I made JDPLVY cry last week.

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."

Bob Rogers, a query:

Is there an aspect of your life that does not revolve around or somehow include JDPLVY?

Curiously yours,

Lusus Naturae

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"It's a second World War II!"

No.

His unnatural, quite disturbing obsession with JDPLVY has often made me think he is either (a) madly in love with JD or (b) they are in fact one and the same.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

You and I are of a like mind.

Wink, nudge, nasty cunt joke.

There, we bonded.

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"It's a second World War II!"

[quote]You and I are of a like mind.

Wink, nudge, nasty cunt joke.

There, we bonded.[/quote]

*takes Inflate on a luxurious amusement park date out of jealousy*

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It's grime time.

Er, sorry, dude. Didn't mean to tresspass on your "territory." Best of luck to the both of ye.

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"It's a second World War II!"

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!

Not only did I get to go to an amusement park, but I got to hear a funny cunt joke as well!

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

PS: BobRogers dresses up as a clown when he goes to have sex with the neighborhood kids. I have documented proof.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I made my 1000th comic earlier this week.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Inflatable_Fiend, I will not stand for your lies! I demand instant and complete submission.

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"It's a second World War II!"

You sure you're not thinking of FredRogers?

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