If you wish to find humor, I would suggest you read lots and lots of the "today's comics" lists. There's far too many users (especially non-donors) for everything good to just be on the front page waiting for you like a ripe fruit waiting to be plucked by your firm grasp.

What I'm saying is we're all fruits, basically.

If you wish to find humour, I suggest leaving this site.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

If you're looking for humour, I suggest draining your body of fluids.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

If you're looking for humor, I'd suggest going to work without pants.

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What others say about boorite!

If you're looking for humour, I'd suggest watching a wiener dog hump a giraffe.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

If you're looking for sailors, I suggest going to the bars down at the docks.

If your looking for the docks i suggest hitting yourself with a 2x4 in the face really hard...TRY IT, IT WORKS!

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I dumb :D

If you're looking for work, come to my office at 6:30. Wear a skirt.

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Poop.

If you're looking for a skirt, grandma just died...there's on in her coffin..

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I dumb :D