Erm, wow.
That's kinda like being told by the nastiest girl in school that she had a crush on you the whole way through.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Oh like I never posted them on the board... Look, here's one I made in my crabby-comic prime. He'd been gone for a week or two.

[Click to view comic: '... Oops.']

Death becomes him.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Yeah, especially with that leather brassiere... fetching.

I wanna meet a woman who wears latex bras.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Odds are that you already have and don't know it... guess there's only one way to find out for sure.

Let's put it this way: I wish to give a woman who wears latex bras some of my pure love.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Just some of it? What kind of man are you?!

Well, seeing as how I'm pure love, if I gave her all my love, I wouldn't exist anymore!
Gotta spread the love, yo.
Word.
And other ghettospeak.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

i found this wierd thing in my belly button...
i think it's a gummy bear...
possibly a gummy mummy
i never could wait for halloween to eat the festivly themed candy

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

Now YOUR anus is bleeding.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Been there , done that , wrote the book , got the t-shirt , did the talk show circuit , etc etc.

Its far more fun when she goes out for a night out wearing a shitload more latex than just the bra.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Yes, that is fun.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I have made that phone call now , and will be going to a club with said latex covered girl and her boyfriend (who i can be certain ill be able to happily send off for a couple of hours later on).

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

[quote]
Gotta spread the love, yo.
Word.
And other ghettospeak.[/quote]
One love for my dogs behind the wall.

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*takes a swig of whiskey* One for me, *spills some on the ground* and one for my dawgs down in Comp-town.
*coughs and spits*
JESUS that shit tastes horrid!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

[quote]Looks like no one loves me.
[/quote]

Awww sweetie, I love ya :)

I love everyone.

I actually considered starting a Who loves Chicka thread to see if anyone replied other than DX.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[quote][quote]Looks like no one loves me.
[/quote]

Awww sweetie, I love ya :)

I love everyone.

I actually considered starting a Who loves Chicka thread to see if anyone replied other than DX.[/quote]

His obsession with you is quite touching.

And his resemblance to Adam Ant quite uncanny (cheers for that gag Dexx)

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

[quote]Erm, wow.
That's kinda like being told by the nastiest girl in school that she had a crush on you the whole way through.[/quote]

HEY! I'm the nastiest girl in school! Lol. Just kidding. I don't know if I am or not. But I probably am. Cuz I'm ugly.

~alison

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I'm back.

Hey, we have all seen your photos now, Alison, so we all know you're not ugly.

Now stop fishing for compliments and go make some strips. :)

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I wouldn't have an ugly tag team partner.

[quote][quote]Looks like no one loves me.
[/quote]

Awww sweetie, I love ya :)

I love everyone.

I actually considered starting a Who loves Chicka thread to see if anyone replied other than DX.[/quote]
Am I s'posed ta take that as a hint? <:\

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Hmm... Okay. Here are some strips. They're horrible, though. Lol. Literally. They really don't make any sense... But I was bored.

~alison

[Click to view comic: 'What are You?']
[Click to view comic: 'Sadly, This is Based on a True Story']
[Click to view comic: 'The TRUE True Story']

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I'm back.

Hee hee! I think those strips are brill!
It's even worse when oralgel gets on your tongue.

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

How could they be horrible not literally?