There once was a man named Matt
On big dicks is where he sat
What I'm trying to say
Is that he was quite gay
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

There once was a lass named Rosy
Who would often get quite "cozy"
With Joe's organ that smelt
Till one day she felt
He was getting a little too nosy.

Gabe was a failure as a suitor
They'd tell him to go get neutered
So he worked out every day
Shaved his hair away
And now never moves from his computer

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Obi, who lives way out west
Is often considered a pest
If I had the chance
I'd set fire to his pants
And stuff him into a chest

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

There once was a fellow named Gabe,
Whose name was really hard to rhyme with.

Okay, let's try that again...

There once was a fellow named Gabe,
Who... who... momeraths outgrabe?

Fuck it.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Bunnerab triumphant.

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What others say about boorite!

There once was a fellow named Gabe,
whom all the chicks thought was a babe.
He got laid every night
Man, what a sight!
And his favorite president was Abe.

Shit. My name is hard to rhyme with.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I once had a pal named Gabe Billings,
who loved to receive dental fillings.
He must've been hollow,
given how much he'd swallow.
Had he charged money he'd now be worth billions.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

[quote][quote]There once as a Glasvegan stripper
whose zingers could hardly be hipper
Though witty he was
and his barbs caused a buzz
he produced his best joke from his zipper[/quote]

"Glasvegan"?! Sorry, I don't know how that ended up there. Shoulda said "Glaswegian" obviously...[/quote]

Tell me where you're from, wirthling, so I can make retaliatory limericks about your manhood.

[quote][quote][quote]There once as a Glasvegan stripper
whose zingers could hardly be hipper
Though witty he was
and his barbs caused a buzz
he produced his best joke from his zipper[/quote]

"Glasvegan"?! Sorry, I don't know how that ended up there. Shoulda said "Glaswegian" obviously...[/quote]

Tell me where you're from, wirthling, so I can make retaliatory limericks about your manhood.[/quote]

I'm from Cleveland. And my real name is Gabe, if you want to use it.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Really? Wow, that's a real coin....

Hey. Wait just one damn minute.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.