[Click to view comic: 'Job Interview at Rolling Stone']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I know a mouse,
He has a very fine house,
I don't know why I call him Gerald
He's getting old, but he's a good mouse

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I don't care if it was better than sex, I just can't eat ice cream named after a fat, dead, hippie. All I can think about is his bloated corpse.