Hey, what a coincidence! So does piss!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

*bottles MikeyG's piss and sells it for 4 bucks a sixer*

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

FOUR BUCKS? Try eight fifty.

Henry Weinhardt's, now there's good cheap brew (9 bucks for a twelve rack) in a variety of non-piss flavours.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Mikey's piss must be liquid gold.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Drinking a pint of Wells' Banana Bread Bear right now.

Fruity!

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Absorbed directly through the skin.

My current favorites are: Guiness Extra Stout, Sam Smith's Oatmeal Stout and Sierra Nevada's India Pale Ale.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.