Maybe you could just suggest you and she get together to talk about her skills or progress or whatever. Just don't be obvious about how much you want to slap her with your itty bitties.

Giving her alcohol or weed might help her forget you're a pasty scottish faggot, too.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Yeah, but if we had proper grades I could bribe her with them. If we just get together to talk about her progress, I don't have any similar cards to play.

You shouldn't need to bribe her if you ply her with booze or weed.

Jesus, I can't believe I'm talking about this.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I've been around many booze- and weed-plied people in my time, and they still needed bribing to go near me.

well, you've already got the pretext of her being your student and you being the "teacher". That means you've automatically got a position of being "wiser" than her. Other women had no reason to be near you.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Well, I'll get some booze and weed together and let you know how I get on. I'm sure you'll wish me every success.

Sit on your desk with a pizza box on your lap, only cut a hole through the box and the pizza and put your wang in the hole. Then ask her if she wants any pizza.

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Poop.

GREAT IDEA!

Why does anyone get married when they could just do that?

I always wish for fellow dorky jackasses to get laid.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Maybe tell her you want to read her a story that you wrote and get her opinion. Then tell her a story about a teacher who was going to fail a student if she didn't put out. Then ask her what she thought of the story. Passive-aggresive, baby.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Funny... you should say that, because not only is it a creative writing class (with the dirty professor fawning over her painful poetry), but a classmate of mine had the same exact idea.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I think the tough part for Andy is going to be convincing his young protege that he can still get it up at his advanced age. I just want you to know we're rooting for you, Andy. It gives the rest of us something to hope for in another 30 or 40 years.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

It really depends. My aunt's career wasn't harmed too badly when she had sex with her student, she just got suspended from teaching for a year then came back.

Then again, she's the only actually decent teacher who works at her anus of a school, so that might have something to do with it.

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It's grime time.

#1: Show me a picture of your aunt
#2: Even if she's ugly, register me for her class

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

#3: Introduce me to your other horny relatives.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

They're all horny.

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It's grime time.

Catholic?

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Poop.

I wanna bang areallystupidguy

's family members.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

... so does areallystupidguy.

http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/showthread.php?postnum=171280

;)

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

[quote]I wanna bang areallystupidguy

's family members.[/quote]

It won't happen, they think you're creepy.

However, they perceive me as quite the eligible and sexy bachelor.

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It's grime time.

Oh, man.

ANOTHER family with an order of protection against me?

At this rate I'm going to have to start molesting Canadian families.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Of course, you sexy beast.

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Could this be...THE BURIAL MASK OF AGAMEMNON?!

Of course, you sexy beast.[/quote]

See, now this is why I question you two.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

If I marry stupidguy does that mean I'm in the family and thus Cities will molest me?

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Poop.

ARSG is the only man I could ever truly love, and nothing will change that.

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Could this be...THE BURIAL MASK OF AGAMEMNON?!