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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

-- I own the complete "Emma Peel" Avengers episodes on DVD. I paid $90 for it, too!

-- A have about a dozen VHS tapes filled with "Daria" episodes.

-- I made my own voicepacks for "Unreal Tournament" using sound clips from 80's sci-fi flicks.

-- Somewhere, I still have the instruction books to over a half dozen role-playing games.

-- I just posted the "putrid pile of arse" thread.

-- I masturbate to the Teletubbies. (OK, I made that one up.)

-- I actually like some of Wirthling's comics. 'Nuff said...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I've been known to drink Mountain Dew.

Besides my geekdom degree, let's see...

[list][*]as chronicled elsewhere, wrote a stripcreator comic that incorporated the last name of every US president
[*]have 14 hours of AL-TV on video (and that's with most commercials excised) and 2 months of live Dead shows on audio (if you laid all those tapes end-to-end, you'd probably swear off donkeys.) Also on video: every episode of "Get Smart" and "The Monkees", and a half dozen Ed Wood films.
[*]had a D&D character named Fronan (a hobbit barbarian whose mount was a sheep). Also once rolled up a Magic-User named W'rofticy. Unfortunately, he died in his first adventure, so he never got beyond the rank of Prestidigitator.
[*]can spell "prestidigitator"
[*]got into my car at about 6:30 one morning at my home in Champaign, IL, to attend a party some 700 miles away in Sterling, VA, due to start at 7:30 that night. I arrived at 7:25.
[*]as a teen read Playboy for the articles (mostly)
[*]in high school math class, wrote a BASIC program so that the class could have a weekly lottery. Won some good money off it too.
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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I am such a minor geek.

** I spent 6 months designing a planet for AD&D and 2 years allowing people to muck about in it.

** I've been playing RPGs since text and today I wish Diablo had more RP to it.

** I have a small circle of friends I've known since 1975. We played togther. We tripped together. And now we grow old together.

** I saw the original star wars the second week it played and thought it was nice, but not worth all the press.

** I worship old basball parks and see the DH rule as a sin against nature.

No math. No coding. I got laid in high school by a few girls who had nothing better to do.

Sorry.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I see it as a minor annoyance. To me, bigger sins against nature are astroturf, symmetrical outfields, the strike zones umps call, Jackson and Rose not in Cooperstown, more than 60 seconds of commercials between half-innings, and 5 bucks for a small cup of pisswater. I'm still undecided on "No Pepper Games."

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

When I was at school my friends and I once snuck into one of the computing labs and wrote BASIC programs on all of the computers, causing them to make continual and very annoying noises. We then ran out, giggling.

Wow. I'm not very geeky. :- /

I, uh, had a band and a steady girlfriend in 7th grade. I arrived at school in stolen Chevies, partied every day, and pulled chicks like a puppy in a window. I didn't go near BASIC until I was 25, (that was 82, though) and I get paid to listen to rock bands and make them sound good, or to sing for them.

Of course, now I'm old and fat, so... nothing's free.

Can I still hang out here?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Me and Keith Trinner put potassium hydrochloride in the drinking fountains once. Does that count?

bunner,

over here,
not being very geeky

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

[quote]
Of course, now I'm old and fat, so... nothing's free.

Can I still hang out here?[/quote]

Somebody's got to buy us fourteen year olds beer and smokes.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[quote]Wow. I'm not very geeky. :- /

I, uh, had a band and a steady girlfriend in 7th grade. I arrived at school in stolen Chevies, partied every day, and pulled chicks like a puppy in a window. I didn't go near BASIC until I was 25, (that was 82, though) and I get paid to listen to rock bands and make them sound good, or to sing for them.

Of course, now I'm old and fat, so... nothing's free.

Can I still hang out here?[/quote]

I'm constantly amazed by the age demographic of these forums.

Yeah.

"Bite me!" *cough* "Bite me!!" *Cough*

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Yeah.

"Bite me!" *cough* "Bite me!!" *Cough*[/quote]

Your meat is too old and gristled for me to consider biting.

Sure, you little Russian fruity-pants kids think you know everything!

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Uh oh. Grampa's having one of his fits again. Last time, he coughed up a kidney on me. I hate that old bastard. (Thank goodness he's too nearsighted to read this.)

I better help him out, though...

Take your medicine, bunner.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Sure, you little Russian fruity-pants kids think you know everything!

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*Flaming* Russian fruity-pants kids. It is "molotov," after all.