I used to go out with a girl who would sneak off and puke up the dinner I just paid for.

What a liar.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

You went out with a girl and she vomitted repeatedly?

There are no words to describe my lack of surprise.

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Dad was flammable

[quote]You went out with a girl and she vomitted repeatedly?

There are no words to describe my lack of surprise.[/quote]

That explains why it only happened after I started to unbuckle my pants.

Dude, tell your mom I want my money back.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Mikey, Mikey, Mikey:

If you don't like that response, don't take your dates to Ipecac-In-The-Box.

HTH!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

This comment is useless without pics.

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I has a flavor!

This comment is useless without pics.[/quote]

It was also about 40 degrees out.

Shut up. If you're one of those people who can eat whatever the fuck you want without ever getting fat, then just shut the fuck up. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Here's something you should try eating. SHIT. EAT SHIT. That should keep your fucking weight down.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

This comment is useless without pics.[/quote]

It was also about 40 degrees out.[/quote]

Me being from Canada and all, I read that as 40 degrees Celsius, after which I thought "So you were soaking wet because you were sweating so bad?"

Then I remembered Fahrenheit.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

In the classroom of the world, Canada is like the slow kid who needs "special attention."

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

America is the fat one who picks on the all the foreign kids for their lunch money.

and their oil reserves.

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Dad was flammable

This thread makes me hungry.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Saskatoon, the city that Rabid and I live in, has been titled 'the fattest city in Canada'.

Rock on.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Hey, don't look at me. Not like I'm contributing to the title.

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Poop.

boinky33 may have eaten the title.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.